Melinda Sandberg

Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can't Lose | Michigan State University Womens Ice Hockey Alumni | Spartan Nurse | Philippians 4:13

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

You ever put your kids to bed and then just stare at pictures of them because you miss them? Because same!!

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

The face you make when you accidentally open the camera 😂

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

The PP/breast feeding sweats are the shit no one warns you about. My feet feel like swamps 😑😅🥴

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

The dog kicked me in the face last night while we were all sleeping 🙃

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

You know how I deal with people who continuously give me their (shitty) advice that I didn’t even ask for?

I hit ‘em with a “good to know” and continue to do what I was going to do anyways 💁🏼‍♀️

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

No amount of antacids will help this heartburn 🙃 side note: Oreos definitely taste better when you’re pregnant 😋

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

It is extremely difficult to study when you’re ADHD af and cannot take your medicine 😭

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

@itouch_the_skyy Bitch I know you are not referring to me 😂 and whoever this other person is tell em 🖕🏻👋🏻 hope the door hits them in the ass on the way out

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

Some of the 💩 I read on some of y’all’s social media’s has me rolling. People really are delusional 😂 #TrumpImpeachment

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

@lakenhannnah Yes, yes you do

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

Packing is a lot more difficult when you can’t drink beers to pass how many boxes you have to left to pack 🥴

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

I will be shocked come May and this kid doesn’t have male parts with how much I have broken out. I haven’t broken out this bad since puberty 😅 #HormonesAreCray

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

👏🏻yes!! Next caller plz

[Audri 🍓🌗 ☭ @AudrianaCB]

If a new stay at home order is going to dramatically change the way you’re living your life right now, then you’re probably the reason we need new stay at home orders

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

Hey, @Netflix 👋🏻 can you help a sister out and put more seasons of @Outlander_STARZ up? K thanks 😊

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

Water your own grass 😇

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

lucky for me, your kind of heaven's been to Hell and back

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

I will never not have a pit in my stomach on this day #NeverForget

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but BRING BACK THE BACON EGG AND CHEESE BAGEL!! @McDonalds #bagelsarelife

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

2020 we are tired sis!!!! TIRED!! T I R E D

[Melinda Sandberg @melrosez05]

😹dead