Melissa Corney

I’m a wife, mom, and SPED teacher. I believe in inclusion & equal rights. This is where I share my crochet projects & also my other obsessions. 🧶

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

If parenthood has taught me anything, it is that Donald Duck is a huge asshole and you can’t change my mind about that

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

@gardnerr_katie Today’s was HARD

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

I have 8 new pairs of handmade and unique earrings! What earring design should I make next? 🤔 #crochet #crocheting #yarn #earrings #handmade

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

My newest project! A 🐰 lovey for a co-workers granddaughter. I’ve started measuring how long my projects take by how many @AMorbidPodcast episodes I listen to while making it. This one took 5 and a half episodes. 😅 @AlainaToTheMax @ashkell83 #crochet

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

@AlainaToTheMax Yes yes yes. We watched it yesterday and I can’t stop listening to that song!!

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

Ruth Bader Ginsburg baby lovey I made for a recent customer! 👩‍⚖️ #rbg #ruthbaderginsburg #crochet

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

@ryansbergara ALCATRAZ 😵 so excited for this

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

This is now my crochet Twitter because I wasn’t using it for anything else anyways lol 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

Here he is checking out my Too Many Spirits tattoo, wondering why I don’t have one of him…

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

Quarantining in 2020 led me to 2 things: learning to crochet and watching @wearewatcher all day, every day. I combined those 2 loves & created my very own @puppethistory The Professor. I even made tiny jelly beans for his satchel. I’m v proud of him #puppethistory @shanemadej

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

Also, I did not tag @ryansbergara purposefully because his traitorous ass didn’t deserve to see my creation 😅 #riptheprofessor

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

@wearewatcher @shanemadej @ryansbergara @stevenkwlim I got a Too Many Spirits inspired tattoo today! My first one ever. My birthday was yesterday and this was my present from my husband. I am literally obsessed with everyone at Watcher. 👻

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

Got a Black Friday roomba! I’m a fancy lady now so I aptly named the roomba to reflect this. Welcome to the world, Ricky Goldsworth ✨ @ryansbergara @shanemadej

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

@SimuLiu I was lucky enough to be at the dress rehearsal! You did an incredible job as host! I haven’t laughed that hard ever. ❤️

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

I literally just walked past @stevenkwlim as I was leaving the SNL dress rehearsal and he was going in to see @SimuLiu for the live one! I wish I would have said hi or something 😭 @wearewatcher

[Drew Garland @drew_garland]

I can’t believe Mike Pence has seen Gaga live and I haven’t

[Melissa Corney @mels_yarnyard]

Who is buying me this book for my classroom? My students deserve to read and be read books like this.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I am drawing up Articles of Impeachment.

Donald J. Trump should be impeached by the House of Representatives & removed from office by the United States Senate.

We can’t allow him to remain in office, it’s a matter of preserving our Republic and we need to fulfill our oath.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Dear Media friends: STOP calling them “protestors” ... they are domestic terrorists!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America is so much better than what we’re seeing today.