melissa NP

nurse practitioner, wife, dog mom, music lover, tv junkie, pro-science, pro-vax, ProChoice

[Fly Sistah 🪷 @Fly_Sistah]

@gtconway3d Alex Jeffrey Pretti was brandishing a phone. They maced him twice & took his phone. His gun was likely holstered & his hands were empty. The federal agent removed the gun & then Alex was shot 10 times. Trump is lying. Alex had a permit for his gun.

[melissa NP @melsa]

@DrNeilStone still kicking over here after several covid shots

[melissa NP @melsa]

@TheAshleysRR Isn't he a state trooper or something?

[melissa NP @melsa]

@DocStass It’s only insulting because he assumed you were a nurse because you are a woman. I’m saying this as a nurse and I’m insulted for you

[melissa NP @melsa]

@TylerMahanCoe Absolutely. The album is devastating emotionally.

[melissa NP @melsa]

@TylerMahanCoe Iykyk

[melissa NP @melsa]

@Vinod_r108 This is from a car commercial. Not real

[melissa NP @melsa]

@babydocwhit I got gardasil 15 years ago. I’m still breathing 🤷🏻‍♀️

[melissa NP @melsa]

@jessmargera I had a patient last week tell me that he didn’t want blood transfusions from vaccinatated donors. I told him we can cancel his surgery then because there’s not a test for that. In my head I was like “are we really still doing this?”

[melissa NP @melsa]

Netflix better figure their shit out before they start having football games

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

The Onion said let’s go do the funniest thing ever and won the bidding for Alex Jones’ Infowars at a bankruptcy auction https://t.co/ltl9UH7hIs

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

took two days to drink my feelings. took another to run 20 miles. that’s enough bereavement. here’s what I think is the path forward:

what Tuesday made clear is the Obama coalition is dead and so too are the niceties and mores of the Obama era. 🧵

[melissa NP @melsa]

https://t.co/iphxUPegbl

[melissa NP @melsa]

Is this play move more ridiculous than Jerome Simpson from the Bengals back flipping into the end zone 10+ years ago? #nfl #SaquonBarkley

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Can’t stop watching this backwards hurdle by Saquon

[melissa NP @melsa]

@BPortistime Man I’m really sorry. The rest of milwaukee appreciates you ❤️

[melissa NP @melsa]

What about this?

[melissa NP @melsa]

Should we be angry about this too? #TheLastSupper #paris2024olympics

[melissa NP @melsa]

@HoodooHindu @TylerMahanCoe Are you new here?

[melissa NP @melsa]

@TylerMahanCoe He only likes music like that stupid butterfly song by crazytown.