Melissa

i tweet about movies and music and i know nothing about anything / 27

[Melissa @melschubs]

Me finding out Ed Sheeran is engaged even though he doesn’t know I exist

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[tay @hairball1952]

travelling with a book fully aware you won’t open it even once during your stay

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

do i love to read? yes. can i also not read for months? also yes.

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[Melissa @melschubs]

JetBlue you’re my favorite girl but canceling my flight a few hours before and then rebooking me for over 24 hours later isn’t the move :(

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the four stages of a day off:

1. ​i will do so much stuff.
2. ​later i'll do lots of stuff.
3. ​eventually, i'll do some stuff.
4. ​oh no.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

should i turn 28 be honest

[marie 𓍢ִ໋❀ @eternalcal]

having short nails makes me feel fat

[brie ໑̣ TOMORROW @kisscoball]

is this a safe space to say i think self tan is weird

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[Melissa @melschubs]

@NY_Comic_Con I went back in a minute ago and it seemed to be working again, so I was able to purchase them! Thank you though :)

[Melissa @melschubs]

@NY_Comic_Con I was in the queue for 20 minutes and then it refreshed and gave me this error :(

[27. @dimvji]

the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use. the worst part is everything else

[hunter @3gpmh]

ngl i be faking peace bro i’m losing it at 7am sometimes

[dez @315dez]

don’t ask me to hang out until I lose 20 lbs

[kyra Ω @SHANESBIAN]

Me after saying 'There is' in french:

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

i think the knicks should let timothee chalamet play for like one minute. as a treat

[xan @G59_Xan]

“i actually like being alone” as i check my notifications 20 times to see if anyone texted me