mel 🤍

Captain

[C$$ @CynSaiditX]

How to apologize to me:

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

When I say I’ll do something tomorrow and then it’s tomorrow
https://t.co/G5c5gvf3Sw

[LEV @LevisRyann]

I absolutely would not make it as a cult leader because I’d be laughing my ass off at my idiot followers every second

[c l o e 🐆 @CL03efc]

“older woman” “1998”

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

She ain't say a MF thang & she KNEW 😭😭😭😭

[ᴅᴇᴡᴜɴᴍɪ ✨♡ @Ade__wun_mi]

I said if a cat named “123” and “un deux trois” were in a swimming competition, who’d win

123.

because un deux trois cat sank 😭😭😭😭😭

[j𝓌✞ @jwaizen]

chat gpt i owe you my life

[mir 𖦹⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ @itsonlymir]

idk who needed to hear this but in about 35 days the sun will start setting at 7pm

[NICKSY @_Nicksy]

Only a man who cheated first would react like that btw. Even without the English subtitles, I knew 😂

[Benito @Baswa_]

MONTOYAAA POR FAVOR !!! https://t.co/LRNEs3XSoA

[Netflix España @NetflixES]

MONTOYA POR FAVOR

[Loky @lokymann]

I really miss those days when people use to write long paragraphs for your birthday and waited until 12:00 tryna be the first one to send you

[Tumi @Tumi213]

Montoya said no man these people aren’t even that far let me just mobilise quickly 😭

[KB🍀 @0nly1nae_]

By this time next year I’ll be living a whole new life

[Maqueen👸🏽✝️ @maqueen_tweets]

Suspect is madly in love with Jesus.

[Aridunu || Virtual Assistant @Aridunu_jones]

He don squeeze something in my hand oo😂😂😂
I approve 🤭🤭

[Ceebo @CeeboSWeezy]

Linking a ting from Barking at 7am is kinda mad when you deep it though

[mel 🤍 @melscoco]

love me some Mickey Haller

[CDT @CDT416_]

“Oh you want to see me after I’ve just done a 12 hour shift followed by an early start tomorrow? - sure! 😅” 💀💀

[MK @adoreanise]

i knew something was wrong with me when i used to plan to go to school mad and say im not talking to nobody then be laughing it up by 2nd period