jupiturd 🥀🔪

dropped off by aliens. need taco. ♋️🌞🌚

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

imagine getting your ass kicked by me under these circumstances

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

not that i would ever have a google home or alexa or any of that shit but it i did my intruder settings would be to turn all the lights in my house red and play party up by dmx at max volume

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: ICE Whistleblower Ryan Schwank just blew the whistle on Donald Trump’s ICE and their illegal actions.

“I watched ICE dismantle the training program… classes that teach the Constitution, our legal system, firearms training, the use of force, lawful arrests, proper detention, and the limits of officers authority. ICE is teaching cadets to violate the Constitution and they were attempting to cloak it in secrecy by demanding that I lie about it.”

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

@_AXIII_ my twitter dead dead 🫣

[KARLIE @goldenkarlie]

they should make a gym where it’s just me

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to die

["Alex" @alexinquotes]

What it feels like when your friend picks you up

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

blood 🥹

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

when the baby is as big as you 🥲

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

oh lawd they comin

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

hi i just like these pictures and idk where to post them

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

i hope rob zombie knows how important he is

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

i took shrooms and the shrooms said hey remember your dead dog lol

[ペイン @JustJosh132]

God’s design is so flawed. If I was God your head would explode the moment you thought this.

[alexa @vampirrria]

wearing this would fix me

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

i bought my best friend a nespresso virtuo machine for her final semester of nursing school and it's a surprise and i can't tell anyone but i'm so excited for her to get it i need to tell someone!!!!!!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

cillian murphy giving his golden globes speech with lipstick all over his face from his wife kissing him? neeeed a real lover boy like that

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

@chrissychlapp @almondmilkhunni real

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

@moesoduh you hear me bitch

[jupiturd 🥀🔪 @melseacheekins]

me if my dad and sister ever die before me 👀👀👀👀

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

An assisted suicide pod that passed an independent legal review showing it complies with Swiss law.

At the push of a button, the pod would fill with nitrogen gas, rapidly lowering oxygen levels and killing the user.