melssa

alpha / mafia boss / rich / bad boy / son of satan

[melssa @melssa]

nobody is allowed to talk when @JakeStateFarm is on the tv

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@MrBeast I’m headed to Atlantic City, please send me $100. Thank you.

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one thing i learned working at a daycare - don’t trust ur kids, they be telling me about the roaches behind ur fridge when i pick them up from school

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*LAST CALLLL*

“55 Irish slammers, 55 Guinness, 55 green tea shots, 55 Jameson”

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@h0rrorwhore Gray or partially gray

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at the bar trying to explain beast games to people over the age of 60

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nobody:

isaac: have to leave and sell drugs

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@h0rrorwhore show us ur butthole

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shiiiid, if i was a mentally ill drug addict w/ mommy issues, i’d wanna fuck me too

[melssa @melssa]

ur in his dms, i got a rat in my hat, controlling my movements and makin me act weird

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@andrealytef request five back

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@brochichi @SpeakerPelosi bro leave her alone

[yuhh @brochichi]

Born to yap

Forced to shut the fuck up

[Marv @stomache]

Who up grounding they hog?

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chipotle really think they can rope me back in w/ a free drink

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@h0rrorwhore stop tweeting about me

[melssa @melssa]

don’t black mail me with shit unless you have me and mandy’s texts about what we are into sexually

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@h0rrorwhore Girl

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@lilmes57 yea you did!!!!!!!

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@lilmes57 didn’t u buy me a shot last time i saw u?????