Mel🐞Mueller

🔺she/her || Multimedia Peasant || Sports. History. Theater. Nerd🔻|| IG: @melstudio • @hair_travels • @melstudio_designs

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Marta. 🫶

#FIFAWWC

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@NBCSports @NBCOlympics

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@DaphnaHarel This is awesome!

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Tell me you’re lazy without telling me you’re lazy, I’ll go first…

I decided to throw my sheets in the “donate” pile because I didn’t want to fold them…

#imlazy #lazy #sheets #tellme

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I just asked the guy in the aisle seat if the empty middle seat folds out to a queen sized bed……because I’m tired AF……not because I’m hitting on you!! Did it seem like I was hitting on him? ……oh god no, please don’t think that…I just want a nap!! #awkward

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If I had a dime for every f@?$ing time I dropped the tiny ass allen wrench putting together furniture, I coulda hired someone…..😡🙃

#tinyasswrench #whyallenwrench

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I have determined my cats want me up in the morning, not because they missed me all night, rather so they can go back to bed and have it all to themselves. Apparently I am in the way of their 12hr nap

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@melissacalooy @TheDrines @jonpyle @Grafxcowgirl That was fun to do indeed. 🗳

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@melissacalooy Agree, I was judgy but then turned the corner

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@melissacalooy I Love HIMYM too!! It’s my fall asleep soundtrack. HIMYF is doing a good job. It’s weird how everything is the same but not.

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Today is: 2-22-22
Also known as my soft retirement 😎

#freelance #bosslady #dream
#finally #isthisreal #happylife

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I cheated on Wordle today. What happens next? Where can I get a fake ID real quick?

🟩⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
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🟩🟩🟩 *googles “5 letter words that start with ……”

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@TheDrines 🟩🟨⬛️🟨🟨
🟨😀🟩🟩⬛️
🟦🟪🟪🟧🟩
🟫🟧🟥🙄🟦
⬜️⬛️🟥🟨🟩
⬛️⬛️🖕🏼⬛️⬛️

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@yourbuddywyatt Look. I can’t say if I agree/disagree with you, but I may or may not have watched all playoff games this weekend 🏈🤷🏼‍♀️ #couchtime #worthit #sportsnerd

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Yep, I got a tiny 49ers shirt for my baby yoda #notashamed #ninernation

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Do not…I repeat, do not listen to Adele on your way to closing on your house of over 14yrs.
😭🥲🤗🥳
#newchapter #grateful #adele

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@dimplesslayer No doubt! I didn’t know I could love something so much. And now it’s x6!

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@Rhomba I just got back! Go to Starbucks Reserve…Martini Espresso Flight🤌🏼 Use https://t.co/QTTnUYK48o for discounted tkts and see @jaggedmusical

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@Rhomba I know a lot of folks getting both at the same time. Whhhhyyyyy!😂 I hope you just feel tired!

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I prefer to be the big spoon and I snore #notsorry, who needs an application? #dating