Melonade🖤

Clouds ⛅
UTech Knight ⚔ //
Stumbling is not falling //
Chelsea FC 💙 //
In the world; not of it.
#Grateful
#Gifted
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[Melonade🖤 @meltastic_]

Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because regret is stronger than gratitude.

~Anne Frank

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

When you’re minding your business and a random memory changes the entire mood.

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Maturing is realizing the best work shift is 6AM to 2PM

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I like being able to smell the laundry detergent on my clothes after washing them.

[toye! @iloveyoutoye]

Normalize letting children tell their side of the story, adults are not always right and some are liars!

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

When a rich person says “money isn’t everything”

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[Daceᥫ᭡ @xodee876]

I need Amazon to just start taking the money immediately at checkout. I can’t deal with the surprise charge at 1am anymore.

[Pedrito. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @iRealPedro]

maybe we should leave the oil ting alone

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”

[Kam @PatsKam]

"I have a boyfriend" doesn't stop them.
"I’m married" doesn't stop them.

However, “I love luxury and expensive things"

that one clears the room every time.

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

I am old enough to remember when BlackBerrys were more popular than iPhones.

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[J @JordizzleJ]

Dem time ya duppy story nice and nobody nah move to how yuh fraid. Make all a banana leaf move..worries

[dead @_xnes]

the same JPS weh say them cuda manage a next major hurricane btw….

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?