Jan Meltclap

These are my thoughts of the day. When I get angry at something, normally every 20 minutes, I will shout at you all.

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@RedScousePete @jeremycorbyn You got my vote.

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@tinymattresses @taylour_jim @jeremycorbyn Equality of opportunity - yes. Equality of outcome - no.

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@jeremycorbyn @UKLabour No you won’t. You’ll say you will then you’ll fuck it up and then blame the fuck up on anyone but you. You useless arse.

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Good luck to all at the #LondonMarathon2018 Last year I managed 2 hours 38 until I got bored and turned the TV off.

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First #cinema experience since I went to see Ghandi. Why is everyone so fat? When did pre-10am burgers become a thing? My ex would feel at home.

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#disappointed that the #drupal security update was so small. I was hoping for something large, meaty, and dangerous.

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#fashion

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If you judge people by their outer wear, AS YOU SHOULD, Herman Goering was up their with Pol Pot.

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I’ve looked on the @BBCOne #news and there is NOTHING about the Drupal update #terrible #reporting #trump

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@TomFletcher That’s an old Eton tradition. It’s called being shithanded.

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I woke to the smell of cordite and burning Pheasant #countrylife

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This guy got stamina. My ex wife would love him. He’s absolute bangin’ material. #stirredloins https://t.co/eus2ETScWx

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@WebMD Aren’t migraines just headaches?

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Six thick, ridged, meaty... I’m sweating #brokebackmountain #snacks

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@GaryBarlow Gary have you seen the video on my Youtub channel? It’s right up your alley ;-)

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They could come and make me over every day of the week. I have sold the estate in Durham and am in the process of moving to Hampshire. A nice 12 bedroom Georgian house nestled amongst 84 acres #downsizing

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Have any of you beautiful souls watched #QueerEye on the Net Flicks? Ding dong ping pong! You know what I mean. We ALL would.

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BITCHES I’M BACK!

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@arron_crascall It was a blessing when my ex wife cooked supper.

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@Nigel_Farage Better than paying for you you slimy toad. I’d rather have my cattle in charge. #bringbackboris