Melissa

you can't spell 'scholar' without 'chola' ☠️🇲🇽💊 she/her/ella

[Melissa @melthealchemist]

Nothing like a good hangover to humble you

[Melissa @melthealchemist]

@FrankLuera 👀 😂

[Melissa @melthealchemist]

@SheaSerrano ¡Felicidades! Love is the best 🥹

[Melissa @melthealchemist]

@arturodraws Hey @arturodraws I know this is a long shot but do you have ANY mf doom prints for sale? Trying to do my comadre a solid and get our moody teenager something nice/special for navidad.

[Melissa @melthealchemist]

@lovexhay But we like these bedroom eyes 👀

[Melissa @melthealchemist]

@lovexhay @Kenneth_Walker9 No one rolled their eyes

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

This postseason, we’re playing for more. #WinForVin

[Melissa @melthealchemist]

*Keeps reminding self*
“This is the coolest summer of the rest of your life” 🥵🔥 #itsFackingHawt

[Jeff J. Snider @snidog]

Giveaway time! Four bobbleheads, four winners!

Simply retweet this for a chance to win!

I'll try to accommodate all choices, but priority will go by the order the winners are randomly drawn.

Winners chosen Thursday, August 19 at 9pm PT. Must follow me to win.

[sarah @heavenbrat]

men used to go to war now they want to be the little spoon

[Graydon Gordian @MrGordian]

Roe. Miranda. Gun control. Church and State. All dismantled in a single week. The single worst week for civil rights and liberties in decades.

[Melissa @melthealchemist]

The fact that like 99.99% of the females on my socials are in their feelings today 💔💔💔

[Melissa @melthealchemist]

@kaskade @SheaSerrano

[Melissa @melthealchemist]

A minute into this new Kendrick 🤯

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This camera angle at Dodger Stadium 😮 🎥

(via @MLB)

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

So to Republicans, a 12 year-old is old enough to be forced to give birth, get married, or shoot an assault rifle, but is too young to say "gay" or see bad words in a book?

Do I have that right?

[Sarah @sarahoftherings]

people be like “if you left california you can save $400 on rent and live 13+ hours from the ocean and you know no one here and you can’t easily find your favorite food or do your hobbies and the politicians are more actively trying to kill you”

[Vincent Samperio @vincesince91]

Imagine someone showing you this pic back in 2019.

And then imagine them telling you that they were driven in by Trea Turner.