Melissa 💛

I call the shots and take them too 😅 | Beta 🌻 Black Dollar + Black Unity = Black Power

[Melissa 💛 @melthecaramel]

It’s Juneteenth ❤️🖤💚 Here’s some knowledge you should spread today.

[Melissa 💛 @melthecaramel]

My boyfriend told me I’m his biggest bill. I’m honored 🥴

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

You can do everything right & still lose .

[. @_tobiscus]

as long as I got ears, you have a fan in me @partynextdoor

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

When you realize the reason you had extra money was because you forgot to pay a bill

[LB. @lyneiseb]

Black queens for ever, snow bunnies never !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Meg @heirmeg]

rip pop smoke 😩

[MOTHERS. @francemothers]

THIS WIN IS FOR HER!

[ZGN 💙 @ZaaG0tNext]

@joshhart @BarrettsGoat I’m pouring breast milk on you tonight goat

[Air @ayoair]

If you never shopped at Jimmy Jazz, Conway, Pathmark, Modells, or never had a regents test in high school, or a green metro card, you can’t claim you’re from NYC

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[Laura Albanese @AlbaneseLaura]

With all due respect, if you never had a green MetroCard and a Regents diploma, you can keep your Knicks celebration on a low simmer

[JalenBrunsonLover﹐ @MahomesPR]

Need a subway rat to chew on Wemby’s achilles like it’s a wire tonight

[Cat @stargarde5]

@NYCMayor How this tweet appeared on my feed

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Knicks in the 4th quarter

[Melissa 💛 @melthecaramel]

Shawty wrote an autobiography as her dissertation 😂😂

[Shoobz @shOoObz]

Brittany Bell (one of Nick Cannon’s baby mamas) just got her doctorate. Look what she did her dissertation on 😭

[Melissa 💛 @melthecaramel]

New Paltz alumni having children is such a beautiful sight to see. We went from partying together to raising the next generation 🥲❤️

[BornFrontoDieGrabba @throwawaypt2]

I need to stop following my passions and just work for the MTA

[Melissa 💛 @melthecaramel]

If you have a man and he didn’t shovel your car, you do not have a man. You have a bad bitch 🤗🤗