Melissa Thomas

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

Still watching #howtogetawaywithmurder
NO spoilers please!
S1E9 #KillMe
im finding so many faults so far... Youuuu rented a motel room? She went outside to get snacks? Cameras.... Guys you're almost lawyers !!! #NoSpoilers #Netflix #newshow #donttellme

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

@TheOlenaBlossom @venusbae_bri @_nopename Wait, Russia can collude on elections but not on the vaccine?

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

@_nopename Nobody refusing this vaccine thinks there is a f"ing microchip.

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

@nbc I don't understand these credits, I love these shows so much! I clicked the wrong episode after getting three credits and went to the correct episode and now I have two... How do you get more credits to watch my shows? Can you explain how this works? 💕 Thanks so much! 🤗

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

@GeorgeTakei Why?

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Just so we are clear on basic notions of reality:

When someone calls out a public official for things they said, it is not endangering their life or inciting violence.

Claiming otherwise is just an attempt to silence your critics.

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

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[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

every time i get brushed. i have to take my collar off. the human always laughs. and says that i’m naked. but joke’s on them. i’m very confident in my body

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

How does Jafar escape and have all these cool tunnels/rooms... #notlikley #disney #disneynight #aladdin

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

#GrimmFinalSeason #cat hangup #onemoreepisode #grimm #Grimmsters #GrimmFinale #Grimmsday

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

#Thankyou @realDonaldTrump for getting your teeth whitened. @HillaryClinton take note! #publicopinion #ElectionDay #takecareofyourself

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

#theview will consider aliens took the missing plane but not a government coverup? Wow. #smh

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

Hate my days off. It always leads to #overthinking every little thing

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

Gotta #clean clean clean before I #party party party :)

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

Learn that you're the most important person in your life and the rest of the people, the bullshit and the lies dont really effect you

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

This bitch trying to be me. Dye your hair blonde and go get pretty. Girl you can have him. Been there done that he can have your ghetto ass.

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

Running after you is like chasing the clouds

[Melissa Thomas @MelThomas143]

Just realised he thinks I'm a drunk. Actually I probably am. Definatley. Fuckoff. Accept me for who I am or #gtfo

[Marcos Crypto @MarcosBTCreal]

Is it still considered a walk of shame if you're proud of it?

[Marcos Crypto @MarcosBTCreal]

Calories don't exist on Saturdays, everybody knows that