Melanie

I'm pretty sarcastic for someone who's about to burst into tears every 5 minutes.

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

“I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own.”

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

Hugh Jackman’s singing voice just always outstounds me!

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

When your dreams become a reality

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

You know you've got a good egg when you tell your boyfriend Jenna Marble's hamster died and he looks genuinely upset. <3

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

For my birthday this year I got a cold and my period!

[tal @fullm0ntyn]

No more toxic friends, no more toxic relationships, no more toxic boys

ONLY toxic by Britney Spears

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

Finally introducing mine and Jacob’s gorgeous puppy, Oakley! 🐾 https://t.co/oq4M70t8Zl

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

Oh my goodness what a chunk 🍩 https://t.co/zOJ0ruCg6X

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

Because my life is perfect, obviously

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

Judging judging judging

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

And definitely a mature decision at 16 when we have no education or jobs

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

Oh let’s get married that’ll solve everything

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

Why are the dads on 16 and Pregnant always such wasters?

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

Look who finally got FAT! 👶🏻 I love his puffy hair! https://t.co/5ohPIaBXqZ

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

I love him so much it makes my stomach hurt. https://t.co/bW00abzZoj

[Melanie @meltilforrrd]

We all know I’m going to be an insufferable mother when I finally have one of my own and will be… https://t.co/8MwFrOyhTw