Melton365 🐌

Ex-Streamer, Current IT Idiot, Future Man of Your Dreams

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@umbRHELLEa He's out here asking the REAL questions that matter

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@SterFinger This isn't fucking real is it?

[Max (relaxed) @BrainDumpTweets]

People will raid the white house, they’ll raid the senate but when it comes to raiding area 51 everyones suddenly too chickenshit?? Smdh, pathetic 😤

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@PhaserFace If you're turning 42, I imagine you'll know the answer to all the questions you have.

You can spend the day doing some of your favorite activities you may not always have time for

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@PhaserFace Ah yes, very critical re-arrangements have been made I see

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

frosty the snowman
had a hot & horny soul
with a corncob pipe
and a button nose
and libido raging out of control

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@PhaserFace Whats the catch here?

[Steve Lamar @StevejLamar]

People keep asking me how I went from 143 followers to 150 in just 6 months.

Let me tell you it has been a journey.

A thread 👇

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@PhaserFace What?

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@milesawayxtina Hate to see you go but love to watch you disintegrate

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@milesawayxtina Oh shit, I need to catch up on the first 18 stations

[Duvfy @Duvfy]

Hi Yall, gotta new music thing up. Doin some covers songs and stuff, more to come! :) https://t.co/hsSOusqrqa

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@PandaPatrol2 Only when each and every human expells the unnecessary waste we carry within ourselves. Only then once we've achieved peak optimization of our bodily functions will God bless us with the gift of a full bag of chips.

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@PhaserFace House party? I'm taking about BARBIES DREAMHOUSE party

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@The_Short_Stack That's amazing to hear Shorty! Solidarity is what hurts us most as humans, so I'm happy to hear your familia is putting in the effort.

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@ILY_Animals If it isn't THE Ily Animals. Welcome back!

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Honestly.... probably never.😅 #CalvinandHobbes

[Melton365 🐌 @melton365]

@MattyRobins Don't tell me what to do Matthew. Now I have no choice BUT to follow you

[Ninja Sex Party @ninjasexparty]

we’re all just big ol sacks of horny meat