Melissa Entwistle

Ahhh, but what a wonderful fairy I am

[project hail temmie 🌱🐞 @TemmieMew]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXIST IN A WORLD WITHOUT DOLLY PARTON. SHES SUPPOSED TO BE A FACT OF LIFE. LIKE DEATH AND TAXES. DEATH TAXES AND DOLLY PARTON

[Know Your Computer 💻 @ComputerrBooks]

My boss 🤣🤣🤣

[Shiv Malik @shivmalik]

Politicians need to articulate what the deal for the under 40s is in this country. Currently it is this:

- work hard
- don’t get a state pension until 70?
- unaffordable homes
- private rents that bleed you dry
- a country with failing infrastructure
- highest taxes in 50 years
- stagnating economy
- no wage increases

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I've never understood how I'll get “left behind” if I don't use AI. I'm fully capable of writing, researching, thinking critically, and solving problems on my own. What exactly does it do that's so special that it'll leave me behind?

[Doowya @Woodster3103]

@PolitlcsUK How the fuck can you expect a builder to work full time until 68. When MPs who sit on their arses can retire at 55 for doing fuck all.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[KAYA NOVA @thekayanova]

Having a random hobby as an adult is actually hilarious. You’ll be having a day delivered directly from hell but then gotta suck it up to get to tap class by 6:30pm.

[Njeri Wa Migwi™ @NjeriWaMigwi]

Rebecca Cheptengei is Dead.

We speak your name in the land of the living.

Rest in Power

Yes this is Femicide. We must end Femicide.

[Melissa Entwistle @meltwistle]

@ghostsomenswho @OurFlagOnMax @TaikaWaititi @rhysiedarby @HumanBy_O @david_jenkins__ I want to know this too! I can't wait an extra year for it like last season!

[Lydia Royce @lydiaroseroyce]

I can’t stop thinking about Lily Sullivan. How her Mam was there waiting for her. How she had a safe ride home planned. How she spoke to her Mam all night. How she was just 18. How her killer’s (31) friend warned him she was just 18. How an ordinary night out ended in that way.

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

[Melissa Entwistle @meltwistle]

@VertigoTheatreP @TheCherShowUK @peachyraith We were going to Blackpool too, my mums devastated its been cancelled, especially since there's been no reason stated or even mentioned anywhere, and the other dates near us have already been 😕

[James Makes Games @James_M_Hewitt]

UK people: did your school have The Apparatus?

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

So a woman with an ectopic pregnancy has two choices, death or jail.

[Lucy Douglas @lucydougtweets]

When this is over every single glasses wearer who has consistently worn a mask should get a bottle of champagne as a thank you

[Rob @thegallowboob]

every damn time