My brilliant neighbour Joey is a mental health nurse.
Last night her bike was stolen.
It turned up on Gumtree - but when she gave police the name and address of the thief, they said they couldn't help because her investigative work would make it entrapment.
This is NUTS.
Why is Farage not being dragged on the media to talk about the current emergency? They drag the old creep on to talk about everything else. Can't spin this fucking thing can you, creepo?
Let's never hear from this shifty old fraud ever again.
I offered both Pres Trump and VP Pence an opportunity to reassure Americans.
Simple question: “What do you say to Americans who are scared?”
Trump, to me: “I say, you’re a terrible reporter.”
Pence, an hour later: “Don’t be afraid. Be vigilant.”
Only started watching @nbcthegoodplace over Christmas after a recommendation and watched the final chapter last night and it had me bawling like a baby. Very well done.
Hey @metoffice can you let the honey people know that their paper bags are unsuitable for what they sell? Jars shattered due to unsuitable paper bag, it is a real shame specially given that they sell so few of them every year #JustSaying
@ColeenRoo Idea for a TV show, Coleen Rooney on a canal boat in the Norfolk Broads solving mysteries using only Instagram stories. It'll be like Bergerac on a boat with mascara and lip fillers. We could call it Rooneys Law, it's a ratings winner Lynn.