Melanie ☮

Just a Golden Girl in a hipster world

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

@TylerBaltierra said it best- “That’s the good thing about commitment; if you put in the work you definitely see the reward”. ❤️❤️

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

It’s christmas every day from now until January

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

Why do cars even have blinkers IF NO ONE WILL USE THEM

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

I need at least two hours after waking up before I can process shenanigans

[lewiss 🔴 @lfclewiss]

Everyone going to Twitter after Snapchat stops working #SnapchatDown

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

Where’s the gotdang steak?

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

Why isn’t it cold yet

[🕳👨🏻‍🦯 @anniemaycole]

Typing ‘Snapchat down’ in the Twitter search bar to confirm it’s not your wifi that’s playing up but snap is just down, AGAIN🥲

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'I will do it tomorrow,' said Toad. 'Today I will take life easy.'

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

Well wuddup Twitter, long time no see. Reckon I’ll hang out here since fb is down

[nina ceo anderperry nation @neilpxrry]

for my non brazilian moots, South America’s largest film archive - which Jair Bolsonaro’s (brazil’s president) government has been accused of utterly neglecting - is currently going up in smoke in São Paulo 2,000 film copies are inside burning help us spread the message

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

Why did people stop wearing toe socks? They were my fav

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

I hate biker shorts

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

I’m a little liberated

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

I ordered by first SHEIN haul today!

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

I’ve gotten about drunk enough to stop minding my own business

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

Dysfunction follows you, no matter what

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

I want out of my head please

[Melanie ☮ @melurKneee]

Stuck between wanting no hair and wanting hair down to my feet