chux electric

when people look at me weird I check my fly

[chux electric @melvinchux]

Are Igbo men patriarchal or are Igbo men simps? It certainly has to be one or the other, not both at the same time right? Right???

[chux electric @melvinchux]

@nothing @grok Nothing headphone 1

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@aleruchi_kinika That is if they acknowledge our existence...even so to them we might just be as significant as plankton.

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@OfoegbuUjunwa I tell you, I have been nothing but impressed.

[chux electric @melvinchux]

@mrdecomarine @Playlist_Centra @_lanzii @skarfaceblvck @destinywilson_ @EzimOsai @Biyyot @heyFxmi @stephenoflyf @REKSZNALT @Little_Winger @Iam_smeezy SDC are my favourite Nigerian artists, I'm surprised you are a fan

[chux electric @melvinchux]

@veekay8 Don't even get me started with some of the filler words they put in songs -
Kpom kpom kporokotom kpom
kpom, kporokotom kpom kpom
kporokotom kpom kpom
kporokotom
Kpakolo kpa, kpakolo kpa, kpakolo kpa
Kpom kpom
Achari bobo, ukwu nwa baby Achukwu rege, kpom kpom 😂

[chux electric @melvinchux]

I remember when me and my then roommate Jak were studying for year 1 calculus exams. We got bored so decided to use first principles to differentiate Otto (drinking garri) and got water and garri as derivatives. I don't care if our answer was right (or obvious) but it worked. 😂

[chux electric @melvinchux]

Everybody is now a tailor or seamstress, anywhere you turn 'thread'. They want to finish us in the name of engagement 😂. #ElonMoney

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Today my Twitter updated to X on its own accord, life as we know it may never be the same

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@mrdecomarine @esjay5 That is clearly Seyi now or we don blind?

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Arguably, just being in the gym automatically makes you more attractive than an exact replica of you that is not in the gym, notwithstanding what shape you are in.

[chux electric @melvinchux]

@veekay8 It depends, are those the only two coffees you have for the entire day? Mine is always having a 'non-water' drink anytime I eat, hence not drinking enough water daily.

[chux electric @melvinchux]

Zlatan as Antivirus in Asterix and Obelix movie is just wild, yep you read that right. 😂

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@veekay8 @Ijedinma___ This one will be "purely vagin" 😂

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@veekay8 Nwannem O, your boy is ever loyal.

[chux electric @melvinchux]

I see a possible future where everyone is walking around with their companion GPT robots, making mundane to very serious decisions for us - picking what to wear, doing our taxes and choosing who to date. It would be good if such a robot was also battle ready.

[chux electric @melvinchux]

If Neil Degrasse Tyson was my physics teacher, I'd probably be at NASA right now. No offense to Uncle D, bless his soul.

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@silver_ASC @UberFacts Me too, probably sticking with that