melvin

i have a girlfriend

[melvin @melvindotgov]

i spend a lot of my incidental free time digging through old livejournal scene groups. These were structured somewhere between forums and modern social media: users would write long introductions talking about themselves, featuring pictures.

I present: The Livejournal Emo Thread

[melvin @melvindotgov]

@pregnantcop why the long face?

[don't submit! @DontsubmitLit]

In a Doctor’s Office by Ethan Kaimana
https://t.co/WdNHd1MHK4

[melvin @melvindotgov]

I am the newest and whitest member of A$AP.

[Toke Wizard @reneemeggg]

Every day i feel such agony about the way women are hated in this world. Guinness

[Toke Wizard @reneemeggg]

when u go to a show that's like an older band's reunion tour.... Punkle's Lament

[Toke Wizard @reneemeggg]

goin to chicago soon.....It's gonna be hot dog after hot dog after hot dog

[Toke Wizard @reneemeggg]

Fuck mr potato head

[Toke Wizard @reneemeggg]

The beatles literally went to india saw the burning graves then came back and jacked off together in a big circle

[Toke Wizard @reneemeggg]

The roots of Lola Bunny were planted in Bugs' own sexuality and femininity long before her creation

[Asher @pregnantcop]

WHY DO I LIVE LIKE THIS?

A program of films and a webseries by...

Taylor Ervin
Creston Brown
@xyzfml_ Jesse Zhou
@ClintTheMiller Clay Mills
and me!

Premiering 4/17 and 4/18 at the Roxy Cinema in NYC

Brought to you by Sara's

https://t.co/4QmS06G1ee

[Toke Wizard @reneemeggg]

@BeanbagSethP When i saw portrayal of guilt there was a big 500 lb guy in an obituary shirt who visibly pissed himself and was hiking his basketball shorts up his ass and in between in legs to try to hide the stain

[Asher @pregnantcop]

I went to Philadelphia and screened my close friends and mine’s films and bought Rick Owens pants and got into an argument with my girlfriend about where to eat

[Toke Wizard @reneemeggg]

If i had a penis i would lay down and pull it up really hard and then let go so it snaps back against my belly

[Toke Wizard @reneemeggg]

Been getting into more philosophy and classical literature this year

[melvin @melvindotgov]

@ClintTheMiller Where do you get your ideas from?

[melvin @melvindotgov]

my dad used to bond with me by putting on the music video for sober by tool 5 tallboys in

[Ryan W Briggs @rw_briggs]

Philly removed its snow plow tracker overnight because there is no longer an "active snow event"

[melvin @melvindotgov]

guys dont say hellworld and stuff anymore they talk about goyslop instead

[melvin @melvindotgov]

@pregnantcop