fka dr. bitchcraft

like if donnie darko was non binary

[fka dr. bitchcraft @melvlihml]

@applefritter457 go to know

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

20mg adderall 200mg caffeine I feel like im in a tiktok edit

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

Took a mental health day from work today so that I can feel worse

[maia @sakuragaris]

This video hurts physically

[fka dr. bitchcraft @melvlihml]

smoking a cigarette it’s raining on me idgaf

[fka dr. bitchcraft @melvlihml]

i feel like a stray dog that got adopted but since i’m not used to being in a home around people i keep doing bad stuff and they might take me to the shelter

[fka dr. bitchcraft @melvlihml]

@applefritter457 :( ❤️

[fka dr. bitchcraft @melvlihml]

@turbotheturtleo haven’t quit yet in hopes that u will show up during my breaks

[fka dr. bitchcraft @melvlihml]

cause i ate a regular ass meal no produce and now i’m tweeting from the bathroom where i am fighting for my life as per usual

[fka dr. bitchcraft @melvlihml]

no vegetables for me cause i already genuinely look like i’m about to pass away so if i got the parasite nobody would know something new was wrong nobody would suspect a thing and they wouldn’t help me

[fka dr. bitchcraft @melvlihml]

on the other hand. my stomach is already so fucked up i might not even noticed if i got it and also i don’t really eat vegetables as often as i should.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Who spiked my 15 tequila shots and 8 double vodka crans smh

[Kyle @tonyhawkbrosk8]

I'm scared to interact with anyone on here because what if they're the killer

[Aaron Ahlstrand-White @AaronWhite608]

“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.

[fka dr. bitchcraft @melvlihml]

@DiscussingFilm absolutely not.

[fka dr. bitchcraft @melvlihml]

@letterboxdauras genuinely one of the worst movies i’ve ever seen.