melvyn bragging

I'm not interested in talking about myself. It's all about the hair.

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. @EssexLion dear lion, is this one of your's? "tyger, burning bright, in the - yeah, go get 'im Aslan! "

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(perhaps my dear wife has been slipping gin into the home made beer)

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(that dandelion & burdock was a little stronger than usual tonight)

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i am the egg man, they are the eggmen, we are the essex lion... googoogachoo...

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my lovely hair, bigger than most of the hairstyles in essex since the days of beehive.. excepting brian may...

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my lovely hair, a warm collar into which small English schoolchildren long to plunge their marmaledy fingers... #aslan

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my lovely hair, tousled and glinting in the moonlight, as I roam the moors...

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my lovely hair, radiating musk like the mane of the lion loose in Essex... #mylovelyhair

[Sue Perkins 💙 @sueperkins]

Have arrived back from Edinburgh to discover that Aslan has appeared in Clacton ...http://t.co/3URDfbNU

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my lovely hair, sometimes mistaken for that of a male model, by envious younger media chaps...

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My lovely hair, for which the antimacassar need never have been invented...

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my lovely hair, freshly trimmed by the hand of a venerable turkish barber who calls me Mr Brak...

[Samira Ahmed @SamiraAhmedUK]

Forgot to mention: German sentence construction & vocab works really well in hiphop. http://t.co/6bGaS4AY @AbiePB

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@TheWritingRoom ah, poor Zadie - well, it happens to us all, does it not? Loss of fluidity?

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Delighted to be followed by @wigmore_hall - was it because of my lovely hair? Is there a 'wig' joke unspoken there? #mylovelyhair

[Nolan Zebra 3 @nolanzebra3]

#FF everyone oan my timeline. The finest bunch of legendary mentalists and delightful nutters oan that interweb.

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@edbookfest 'effect' their lives - ? could it affect them, could it teach them to spell & know the difference between 'effect' & 'affect'?

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my lovely hair, basking in the glory of having 1000 followers... (oh. 101. Whatever, as they young people say..)

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My lovely hair, not seen onstage at #worldwritersconf, because its gloss & sheen would outshine the locks of other, older authors..

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I'm merely throwing observations into the wind, letting them lift & fall, drop & rise, teased by the air, like my lovely hair...