Melissa Windle

Mom. Wife. Gamer. Redhead. TeamMau5. Diablo3mau5. Rave Mom. Cat Wizard. 🌟

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Hubert. You're not going to believe what he found while playing today. Potentially one of his best discoveries to date. It was a puddle. 13/10

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

2 of y’all took that walk…love to see it.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walker: This erection is about the people

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Richard Fierro, the Army veteran who disarmed the Colorado Springs gay bar shooter, on what he thought about being at a drag show for the first time: “That is what I fought for, so they can do whatever the hell they want.”

[Sio @JustCallMeSio]

Please send them to me. We worked hard on that merch and I’d rather distribute it myself than to know it is in a garbage can.

[Melissa Windle @melwindle]

The kid never stood a chance if this is what raised him.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)

[Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18]

Elon Musk has said he's about context on tweets, so here's context for these shirts: They came from Twitter's Black employee resource group and were popularized by @jack, who wore a version around to conferences to support the group (and was sometimes ridiculed for it).

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

The Statue of Liberty doesn’t say “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, and then throw them on a bus for some cheap political stunt.”

This is America. And these are human beings – not props. We're better than this. 🇺🇸

[Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppy_haze]

the whole “cat litter for furries in classrooms” hoax is so bleak once I found out what the bucket of cat litter and other supplies was actually for

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. https://t.co/iqIcaN3SZA

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

BREAKING: Donald Trump announces he’s running for president again and we are announcing that we bought https://t.co/7NxQkh64rm #TrumpAnnouncement

[PolitiFact @PolitiFact]

Donald Trump, who joined the 2024 presidential race tonight, repeated many false or misleading claims that we’ve already fact-checked:

[Melissa Windle @melwindle]

Instantly makes her more relatable than most other Senate spouses. 💖

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

WARSAW, Poland (AP) -- A senior U.S. intelligence official says Russian missiles crossed into NATO member Poland, killing two people.

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

You’re welcome, @KariLake.

[Yaroslav Trofimov @yarotrof]

Be afraid of the fierce Ukrainian grandmas. Be very afraid.

[Rose Sinister @rose_sinister]

Hey. Before Twitter goes away, maybe help me find my hero?

On Dec. 27th, 2020, my husband passed out while driving, and our car crashed at 70mph on I-10 near Jacksonville, FL.

A driver headed the opposite direction saw the crash, exited the interstate, and got back on- 1/6

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The verified brand situation is getting out of control. Quick thread of twitter blue brands, and brands who might be pissed off at Elon right about now.

[Melissa Windle @melwindle]

Can’t imagine why women don’t like these guys.

[The Recount @therecount]

Fox's Jesse Watters: "... But single women and voters under 40 have been captured by Democrats. So we need these ladies to get married. And it's time to fall in love and just settle down. Guys, go put a ring on it."