MEL. the 8th

Alan Coholic. But you can call me Al.

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

@sciencegirl @Suppaa_Fly I thought it was going to end in the toilet

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@quarantinecards @DavidDhoff68718 @Coinvo Are you missing the whole point? You are, huh.

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

Mark this date 1-24-2026. If you hear anyone saying “what the fucky?” just know it came from me 😤

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

Wrap your jimmy before you get neutrons

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

#NewProfilePic

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Hey @grok make me asian

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@BillSnappa @sarah_smile_RN @HedleyLamarr10 @bennyjohnson @grok She wont reply to right answers, none of them do

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

@nicksortor Nigga made a problem so he can fix it 😂

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

Support your friends. I swear they need you more than Drake does.

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

Shawty greater than a googly moogly 😮‍💨

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@ShitpostReels Thank God for the captions 😮‍💨

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@shawna_a_vet @bro_cooked Men talk like this to other men all the time… IN PERSON

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

@Sex_Siren69 @crazygirel01 @lionel_trolling Cause its a mean life i guess

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@onlyonemayhem @prettylonerk Be long as hell and time consuming 😤

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

@hanz_ezra9149 @CoinTheorist @MAGAVoice The gift of… his own ballroom?

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

@SuperMega_Sigma So this nigga farded her brains out?

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

@poetikflakko And?

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

Put ya clothes back on shawty, we watchin the Jimmy Neutron movie

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

I added my health insurance to my tax return and I went from owing 2 dollars to six hundred and twelve dollars. How they gonna give me a discount on health insurance just to get it back in blood at the end of the year?
I hate it on earth.

[MEL. the 8th @melwithaperiod]

Girls be boring af then ask for money 🤦🏽‍♂️