Melwoine

Professional dog petter, small wiener club member, swedish oil prince, tax evader, on the grind, crypto investor, (very sexy male)

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

This video kinda hits different now...

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

The one employed philosophy PhD right now

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes," per CNN

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

@dah_josh making my life choices on what you consider cool would make me a loser

but luckily this will be the last time we interact until we both die

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@HasanKhxnx I am not suicidal. I eat healthy food. The brakes on my car and truck are in good shape. I practice good trigger discipline and never point a gun at anyone, including myself. There are no deep pools of water on my farm and I’m a pretty good swimmer.

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

I have called for the full release of the Epstein files. I have provided a sworn statement of what I know. And just this week, I’ve agreed to appear in person before the committee. But it’s still not enough for Republicans on the House Oversight Committee.

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

you pity the moth confusing a lamp for the moon, yet here you are confusing a screen for the world

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

bro kidnapped Maduro so he could steal his brilliant economic ideas

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

Impeach and remove @AGPamBondi.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Hollow Knight Silksong's release date reveal has caused several other developers to delay their games

Some devs cited Silksong as a direct reason, saying they don't want to compete with "a phenomenon of that scale"

[bone @boneGPT]

finally found a guru that speaks to me

[Nintendo Out of Context @NinTextual]

This is genuinely the most incredible edit I've seen in years.

[pretti @prettihaha]

“oooh im jasontheween look at me going on holiday with my beautiful girlfriend who loves me” nigga fuck you

[hobshy @hobshy]

Counter-Strike

[Ozzny @Ozzny_CS2]

The Austin crowd's reaction to 910's ACE vs Vitality 🇺🇸