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[melinne @melyakoubian]

If you wear wedge sneakers, please stop

[melinne @melyakoubian]

Hi besties

[melinne @melyakoubian]

@jaredfarra It’s time to open up a restaurant!!!

[melinne @melyakoubian]

Is it just me or do you feel like you need a new candle every fucking day?

[melinne @melyakoubian]

This sounds like a compliment so I’ll take it 😅

[Pen Griffey @CallMe_Carlos]

Week 3, girlfriend gave me a taper fade. Came out WAY better than that new barber at every shop no one ever wants to get a cut by. Someone hire this girl

[melinne @melyakoubian]

ALL TALENT DESERVES TO BE SHARED WITH THE WORLD 📢

[Pen Griffey @CallMe_Carlos]

For everyone supporting and liking my art, you have to go thank @melyakoubian for convincing me to share my art and invest in myself.

[melinne @melyakoubian]

@bhosley Trust me I’m trying!

[melinne @melyakoubian]

@bhosley Yes 🙄 going in to install rugs.....

[melinne @melyakoubian]

@dbere5 Melania be like

[melinne @melyakoubian]

Hey, is anyone checking on Joaquin Phoenix now and then?

[melinne @melyakoubian]

It’s the holidays...you know...trying to radiate happiness to others by smiling....

but ONLY
and I MEAN ONLY people under the age of 30ish smile back

You boomers are sad as fuck gtfo of here with your sad asses

[melinne @melyakoubian]

🖤

[Idil Ahmed @idillionaire]

What’s meant for you will happen for you in a way which you could never expect or explain. Nothing can get in the way of it and how it will enter your life. Just be in a constant state of gratitude and focus your mindset on your vision. Believe in it. It’s all happening for you.

[melinne @melyakoubian]

There’s never a right time to say goodbye....

[Netflix @netflix]

The One Where We Have To Say Goodbye.

We’re sorry to see Friends go to Warner's streaming service at the beginning of 2020 (in The US). Thanks for the memories, gang ☕

[melinne @melyakoubian]

Carlos: I don’t think strangers should pet our dog
Me: yeah me either babe who knows where their hands have been!!!! Ugh gross

5 min later...

Stranger: can I pet him?!?
Me: of course!!!!!!!!!!!!

[melinne @melyakoubian]

No one:
Me: I’m turning 25 this year

[melinne @melyakoubian]

And this isn’t even a lie

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Millennial Job Descriptions Be like:

-must be fluent in excel, photoshop, copywriting, Spanish, English, Klingon, and Chinese

-office keg!!

-free snacks!!

-must have 3-8 years experience

-bachelor’s degree accepted, master’s preferred

- good vibes only!!!

Pay: $15/hr

[melinne @melyakoubian]

@bloodgutschoco They don’t even stay in my ear when I take 3 steps walking but I think it’s just my ears...maybe

[melinne @melyakoubian]

“That’s why we lasted for 6 years... and then I beat him with a rake”

[melinne @melyakoubian]

Benji has 10+ toys. Guess what his favorite is? A WATER BOTTLE

[melinne @melyakoubian]

Is this a trailer for a horror movie

[Cat Cozzi @cozzi_cat]

So my possum living in the grill had babies