Mr. Snuffleupagus

[Mr. Snuffleupagus @MelyFrench]

After the age of 60 you’re no longer a sugar daddy. You’re a glucose grandpa

[Alexia💓 @seauxalexia]

no one lives more lavishly than a puppy owned by a woman in her early 20s😂😂😂

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Lol they’re getting free tests while we’re being told to not let Covid-19 take our shifts

[ALNDRA @AloGo04]

he understood the assignment

[Akua @ShonaKLDN]

How are African countries getting punished for a variant found in EUROPE OMG

[Junior Sehinde @TheWurdsmith]

A reasonable person might think that the prosecution's case was proven right at this moment...

[Mr. Snuffleupagus @MelyFrench]

I’m so bad with this

[ashani the alchemist ☿ @ashanism]

Friendly reminder that just because someone is venting, does not mean they are asking for advice. Sometimes people just need to get shit off their chest. Sometimes they already know what "needs" to be done, but it doesn't make it any easier.

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

Nah but telling a woman you won't perform a medical procedure she specifically asked for not for safety reasons but because you think a man might want to use her body later to have a child is actually wild when you sit back and think about it.

[Mr. Snuffleupagus @MelyFrench]

Comcast out here tweeting while I’ve had an internet outage since Friday

[Comcast @comcast]

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[Shayla Davis @JournalistShay]

I'm shaking reading about the discovery of Gabby Petito's body in Wyoming. While we're watching this case unfold, please take 5 seconds to read about Daniel Robinson, a geologist who went missing in the desert outside Buckeye three months ago. His father is still looking for him.

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

"The vaccine may affect the menstrual cycle!" Yeah menstrual cycles can change at the slightest breeze, and you know what REALLY affects them? Viruses.

[baba yagliacci @premiumspiders]

as grateful as i am for goodrx i do not like or understand how our entire medical system got so fucked up that you can dodge a 500% markup on your prescription by telling the pharmacist you have heard of a web site

[Rae 🍉 @m9rdertarot]

stop telling people their negative thoughts manifest. that is not how that shit works & is incredibly stressful to hear for many over thinkers.

[Snoby🖤 @therealsnoby]

The same apartments that were just $700-800 are now $1200-1300 in the GHETTO. People making $19-20 an hour STILL struggling , working 2 jobs STILL struggling. Groceries high , gas high , like do y’all not see this shit or y’all don’t care?

[Michele🐝🌷🆘Save Gaza🇵🇸 & UA🇺🇦🆘🐿️🦜 @RadarResist]

The Navajo Indian reservation is 100% vaccinated, bravo to them👏👍

[abby govindan @abbygov]

I can not believe I’m this devastated after an 8 month break up. What do people who get divorced after 20 years of marriage do? Die, I presume?