Melhouse

Sometimes I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going

[Melhouse @melymelbs]

“Good morning Mel”
“Good how are you?” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Melhouse @melymelbs]

@sammehx @inadesile I second this I live in a muscle republic sports bra at work other then that I let ‘em free 😂

[Melhouse @melymelbs]

@inadesile YES!! My boss at work smokes them and told me to try one they are definitely watermelon but they are also gross I didn’t like it at all the mint is extra minty

[Melhouse @melymelbs]

When you get a mozzie bite do they end up as massive fucking welts or are you normal?

[Melhouse @melymelbs]

@VaughnDavies A girl I work with got so excited about this and I said where the fuck are you going after 9pm and she literally said if I’m hungry I can go to maccas

[Melhouse @melymelbs]

Why are round abouts so hard for people to comprehend?!

[Melhouse @melymelbs]

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[Melhouse @melymelbs]

@VaughnDavies 🤤🤤

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

Me: I’ll do it when I have free time

Me when I have endless free time: well not now though

[Melhouse @melymelbs]

@Rachelleannaa YES!! It’s so annoying

[k @urfavkatt]

Me passing someone: U slow bitchh

Me being passed: Okay speed racer

[astral @astrallverse]

i’m never drinking again

ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

[Eric Schmidt @TalkingSchmidt]

You guys would not believe the roller coaster of emotions I’ve been through