Samantha Mellinger

real down to mars girl

[Samantha Mellinger @melzayy]

I’m bout to fly to new orleans and find Shia my damn self

[Samantha Mellinger @melzayy]

I love you ladd mcconkey

[Samantha Mellinger @melzayy]

not even louvre exclamation point

[Samantha Mellinger @melzayy]

Danny’s booing chiefs fans in the airport at 6 am pls help me lord

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

hey, look at us

[NFL @NFL]

when you win the football game

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

The Chargers relocate to Brazil

[Samantha Mellinger @melzayy]

@sanirocutie Retweet

[⊙⊝⊜ SAW 00:00 AND TEAR LIVE @hobikive]

poop and butt are dating and they met at farts wedding

[Samantha Mellinger @melzayy]

could really go for a deviled egg rn

[Samantha Mellinger @melzayy]

@DF_Mack_ Which one of you is the left tackle

[Samantha Mellinger @melzayy]

one of the worst parts about working in an office is hearing people eat all day

[Jai Cabajar @jaicabajar]

Nepotism

[Dylan Scott @dylanlscott]

looming recessions, war in the middle east, feels like high school again

[Samantha Mellinger @melzayy]

heading to Home Depot yall need anything

[໊ @wandasattorney]

So you agree?? You rigged the election??

[New Liberals @CNLiberalism]

Opening up Twitter after spending all afternoon in meetings:

[Boochie Myers🔪 @stoppfeenin]

.@elonmusk did Trump stage the day he got sh0t or was that a real incident?