Melissa Willis

Anthropologist and marketer looking in on the world's greatest social experiment. Mostly here to watch.

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

My winning spec!TV Spec Screenplay of NEW GIRL "Career Day", by Melissa K Willis (plus interview) http://t.co/BDjfKCWXWJ via @wildsoundfest

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

@RealSpitfire Same. These videos are fantastic and I can't stop watching them.

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

They definitely got in a fight after this. He's...weird.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

What an effing nutcase‼️ She needs to file for divorce ASAP

[That's My Michelle @JamelleMyBelle]

Somebody said that World Cup is just the US having a giant sleepover with the cousins we never see because our parents hate each other. 😂

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

@gezoof @Perfectly_Laura @ScotlandNT Proud of my Scottish roots! It has been so much fun watching the fans here!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I’m not saying ABBA ruled in the 70s but it must’ve felt fucking incredible to dress up like visitors from another solar system and then go out and perform “Fernando”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: TSA warns World Cup visitors not to pack oversized bottles of ranch dressing in their carry-ons, as ranch mania spreads among foreign fans.

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

Those days were the absolute best.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

When I was 12 years old I’d wake up on a Saturday morning, watch some cartoons and pro wrestling, go outside and throw a rubber ball off the side of the house, get the guys in the neighborhood together for Wiffle Ball, go inside for Atari and snacks, ride my bike to Dairy Queen for a Mr. Misty, listen to Casey Kasem, flip on ESPN and watch sports with no social commentary, flip it over to MTV, which showed actual music videos, go back outside for more Wiffle Ball, and then think “Hey, it’s almost 3 pm.” Living my best life and had no fucking idea how good I had it.

[Edwards Air Force Base @EdwardsAFB]

Team Edwards has identified the eight individuals lost during Monday's B-52 crash.

Our thoughts, prayers and deepest sympathies are with their families, loved ones and fellow Airmen, Air Force civilians and mission partners affected by this tragedy.

https://t.co/N77ICZrypG

[GB Politics @GBPolitcs]

🚨NEW: Boston bars are running out of beer due to the influx of Scottish fans in the area for the World Cup, claiming consumption has surpassed St Patrick's Day parties

[@TheSun]

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

This lady singing at #UFCFreedom250 has an incredible voice. She definitely has a career after the military!

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

@thomas_garrard I feel this. I'm from Maryland, and despite current "leadership" driving it into the ground, it's gorgeous. We have mountains, beaches, and forests. Annapolis is one of the most beautiful places in the country. I graduated from a public ivy here. Even Camp David is here. ❤️

[BrendaBacon @ChateauBaconLLC]

The Scots are getting sunburned. The Germans are eating like a pack of locusts. There's a Swedish girl actually *liking* Indiana, which is weird.

This is the World Cup. And it is incredible.

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

@MandyL1212 @fiago7 Yes! Williamsburg is so cool!

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

@MsMerica93 @fiago7 Born and raised in the D.C. area. Still nearby. It's beautiful. And the Smithsonian museums have free admission! I would also suggest Arlington National Cemetery, the Wharf, and a Capitol tour if you can get it.

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

@fiago7 My German ancestors settled in western Virginia and what is now West Virginia. Those look very much like Germany in some places. Same with western Maryland. I suggest Shenandoah and Skyline Drive. It's gorgeous all year, but breathtaking in the fall.

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

@TMZ He should never see a penny of it.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Kids have safety scissors now.
But back in the day, we were totally allowed to use the classroom guillotine at 10 years old.

[TJ Oshie @TJOshie77]

6.7.2018

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

@AMinerDetail They're also unnecessarily hyperlinking UMBC. And they're identifying this person by name. A large school wouldn't do that in a push notification.

[Melissa Willis @melzme]

@iamrodneysmith is an amazing human. I hope this works out.

[Rodney Smith Jr @iamrodneysmith]

Dear @WhiteHouse, my name is Rodney Smith Jr., founder of Raising Men & Women Lawn Care Service in Huntsville, Alabama. Through our 50 Yard Challenge, over 6,000 kids across the country have signed up to mow free lawns for the elderly, disabled, veterans, active-duty military, first responders, and single parents. With America celebrating its 250th birthday this year and me also being born on July 4th, I wanted to humbly ask if a few kids from our program and myself could travel to Washington, D.C. to help mow the White House lawn for this historic celebration.

More than anything, I want these kids to see how a simple act of service something as ordinary as mowing a lawn for someone in need can lead to extraordinary places. What better lesson in community service than showing them that helping others can take them all the way to our nation’s capital? I’d also love to bring my American flag-themed mower in hopes that the President might sign it, so I can later auction it off and donate 100% of the proceeds to a nonprofit supporting veterans. It would be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to highlight the importance of service, patriotism, and the impact young people can have when they choose to make a difference. 🇺🇸