Megan

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. - Winnie the Pooh

[nic @anistonily]

me finding out that Friends is getting taken off on netflix

[Kate @yergirlkate]

If you hear me say I'm freezing cold while drinking iced coffee in the dead of winter mind ya business

[Megan @memartuscelli]

I told my mom that I felt I related to @MaddieandTae’s “die from a broken heart” and she responded with this 💚💚💚

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

LSU marching band does The Office theme song!

(via @CodyWorsham) https://t.co/hwFARMDsRN

[Megan @memartuscelli]

Cleaning my car:
10% using the soap & water
90% vacuuming up every hair from my head

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Zodiac signs as my understanding of zodiac signs

Aquarium - wet

Pieces - two fish?

Air - good

Taurus - 0% APR for 72 months

Gini - wishful

Cancer - bad

Leo - one oscar

Virgin - me

Scorpion - also bad

Saggy terrorist - old and very bad

Candy corn - good on Halloween

[Megan @memartuscelli]

People started writing on our white board when they come over and it’s definitely my new favorite thing. Forget what week it is, I’m never erasing this.

[Megan @memartuscelli]

WHY does the Walmart kiddo have a love song on the radio ¿

[Megan @memartuscelli]

Ya know I gotta since plain white t’s are TOMORROW https://t.co/VQO62zrxyH

[Megan @memartuscelli]

Day 2 of making my own iced coffee instead of going to Dunkin. I miss Dunkin.

[Megan @memartuscelli]

Last night at about 4am one of my babies was crying. His mom came into the unit at about 4:05 and said she woke up having a feeling that her son needed her, so she came to check on him. Mother-child bonds are seriously so dang special.

[Megan @memartuscelli]

@Megan_Keefer_ Yes! I saw them once before, they’re awesome!

[Megan @memartuscelli]

Hey, uh..@Wendys? Why don’t any Wendy’s in my area have frostys at this hour? My roommate’s in tears.

[Justin Thomas/JT @J_Thomas_24]

I look forward to tweeting this in 2073 https://t.co/ye1JajJPXG

[Megan @memartuscelli]

The guys at Dunkin shout my name when I pull up to the drive thru window now.

[Megan @memartuscelli]

Get yourselves a roommate like this.

[Clayton Tax @clay_tax]

Coachella looks fun and all but have you ever been to Musikfest

[Megan @memartuscelli]

Dats me! Everybody needs to go to this lady 😋