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[mason🆙 @memason123]

My final blog, Mourning my Christianity, is live now. Would greatly appreciate it if you read it. https://t.co/XnxPdaN9Bv

[camille :-) @dustytit]

throw hunter biden into the villa as a mid season bombshell

[mason🆙 @memason123]

LOVE ISLAND SZN BABY

[mason🆙 @memason123]

Also I love twitter because no one is on here anymore. I can shit talk exes all day long and it’s just me and Elon on this platform. And he’s blocked so

[mason🆙 @memason123]

After being with someone who buys me flowers and learns about my interests and isn’t afraid to work as a team with me I’m starting to realize that I perchance have had low standards my entire dating life. Stoked that I learned to say no before being locked into a mortgage w/kids

[mason🆙 @memason123]

Why have I been sleeping on nice people. I started dating a nice person and am realizing that there’s such a difference between someone who cares about your relationship and someone who cares about you as a person
I learned love from mean people and they’re still mean, I checked

[mason🆙 @memason123]

@TheFestiveOwl We’ve been in line since 4:30 and have just made it to the metal switchbacks. Safe to say we’re not going to be here tomorrow, we’re going back to Portland

[mason🆙 @memason123]

@TheFestiveOwl we need you rn

[mason🆙 @memason123]

If god is real why do toenails grow so fast

[mason🆙 @memason123]

Going to start going to coffee shops and performatively reading newspapers

[mason🆙 @memason123]

Polymarket? no, monogamymarket only for me please.

[Collin @collinbogey]

Guilty pleasure is such a pointless phrase lol everyone knows it’s impossible to enjoy anything whatsoever without immense guilt

[mason🆙 @memason123]

Hey :) my monkeys saw your monkeys from across the bar and really liked their vibe. They were wondering if your monkeys would like to come to my circus later

[mason🆙 @memason123]

The emergence of popularity of booktok and white millennials starting to actually read again is directly correlated to the general dissatisfaction with the cheap lyricism in Taylor swift’s new album, and the cheap lyricism she’s had all along.
In this essay I will

[mason🆙 @memason123]

Alright I’ve heard enough who actually wrote folklore

[mason🆙 @memason123]

I got one more Oklahoma wedding left and then I’m unfollowing the rest of yall on instagram

[mason🆙 @memason123]

No part of this berry resembles a straw

[mason🆙 @memason123]

I remember

[mason🆙 @memason123]

Therapist this week told me I should go to the gym and sleep more. Alright buddy back off

[mason🆙 @memason123]

She fit on my header til I fix it