memateoo

extremely educated in the art of whatever

[memateoo @memateoo]

why the FUCK would they add bucky barnes into Overwatch 2! Blizzard this SHIT won't slide, I'm buckling my knees and weeping!!!! #FuckThisGame #FuckYOUBlizard

[memateoo @memateoo]

tf2 dances in the most tame floor ever? Yeah this is definitely a weezer concert

[weezer @Weezer]

The type of energy everyone should be bringing to The Gathering. What show are you coming to? We’ll find you.

[memateoo @memateoo]

Season 10 is looking promising. They nerfed the unkillable tanks, poke meta, strat ult charge, tried fixing Scarlet Witch for the metal ranks, and finally addressed Loki by fucking killing him

[memateoo @memateoo]

no I will not tap my card on your shitty machine I will insert it and make love

[memateoo @memateoo]

just had an impeccable deadlock game on mcginnis. I feel like a god, or some kind of higher entity. Is that sacrilegious to say? Is mcginnis a god? Am I a false prophet? Would the church have me killed for this?

[memateoo @memateoo]

NBC SITCOM shoots 90s JOKES all over LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE (TV-PG)

[memateoo @memateoo]

two drums and a cymbal jump off a cliff. What happens next, you won’t like

[memateoo @memateoo]

damn girl did they make you in a cut rate chinese sweatshop because you’re high quality and cheap but like in a good way

[memateoo @memateoo]

Truly the most influential streamer of our times. We should be grateful we were born to see such content created.

[𝚕𝚊𝚎 🖤 @Lae_OW]

How do you- how’ve you never had a hot dog? ever? where are you from? (fart) you guys didn’t hear that, did you? that was bad. oh, that was bad. actually, i don’t have time for another comp game…

[memateoo @memateoo]

@FUNKePills peeing my pants. trembling. in awe and aroused

[Flats @Flats_OW]

Just had catfish for the first time…

I can’t believe yall haven’t put me on this sooner, do yall not like me or something??

[memateoo @memateoo]

Reading the news that pokemon bank is shutting down in 6 months even though I have extremely over-odds soft resets in the backlog is making me feel a type of anxious that fits perfectly with what only Gamefreak could do. Bravo

[memateoo @memateoo]

got a foot massage by this hot asian lady and farted a couple minutes in. In the bathroom crying I need someone to send first responders or a calvary of soldiers I don’t know what to do

[memateoo @memateoo]

Marvel Rivals devs will play hot wheels before addressing the luna snow cleanse team-up

[RivalsInfo @RivalsInfo]

Here's some gameplay of an upcoming vehicle system. It's unknown where these will appear, but I think it may be a Formula R racing game mode of some sort. (not sure) #MarvelRivals

[memateoo @memateoo]

currently drinking cold bubbly diet coke not like a king gulping his wine-filled chalice but really like a ogre greedily sipping brown mud because that is really all I deserve for the moment

[memateoo @memateoo]

ok ok, so here’s what I was thinking: after he plagiarizes the beatles and makes a couple thousand dollars in royalties, our hero’s next greatest accomplishment is either plagiarizing something like shakespeare or having an epic song battle agaisnt ed sheeran

[memateoo @memateoo]

@RivalsInfo you can tell i’m a nice person because of this shiny medal my chinese marvel hero shooter game gave me

[memateoo @memateoo]

I’m telling you man weezer doesn’t have just one song off the album its like 7 or 8 other songs that are pretty good too! What are their names? Just listen to the album don’t worry about it, I like the songs, trust me I bought the vinyl

[memateoo @memateoo]

@keltafps no no keep making them do this eventually one of them will assume dominance over the other and they’ll all go to denny’s after the tournament for pancakes and milk

[memateoo @memateoo]

@Dexerto yeah man sure why not

[memateoo @memateoo]

Deadpool mains don’t talk in vc because they’re too confused trying to figure out what buttons to press

[Ian @wuoxen]

How toxic you are based on your tank main