Matt Zimmerman

Law, Politics, News, Oil and Gas. I believe in Jesus Christ. That doesn't mean I always act like it.

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Just want the world to know my friend Clayton Crim just hit two aces on par 3s at Fairway Oaks in Abilene in tournament play. Holler at me for details, im his agent now.

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@nexta_tv Are we sure this isn’t Sean O’Malley?

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@LauraNeubi82570 @JenniferSey @realDonaldTrump Here in Texas, i’d be surprised if you passed 5 people on the street without getting a high five.

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@JamesLucasIT @JohnCornyn If someone painted this we’d say “What a beautiful work of fantasy” but its real. Reminder of what a wonder our world is.

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@TheMuppetPastor @wrong_speak Nah. This assessment blows. Keep in mind, no millennial has ever known home loan lending rates above 9%. Boomers saw double that for cars and homes. Millennials and gen x largely avoided the crap economy (and monetary policy) of the 70s and 80s.

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@vannschaffner @TXTrendyChick @SenatorHeinrich All i needed to know was that it would force everyone to buy a product with an indiscernible price, and i knew it would be the worst piece of legislation in US history. Cant wait for us to fully flush that turd.

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@TheJoeySwoll Please don’t stop. That crap is why we need you more.

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@charliekirk11 @TheBrandonMorse You really did. Welcome to the zeitgeist.

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@ItIsHoeMath God’s my favorite author too.

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@richpizzaroll Yeah, you may not realize it now, but that is an expensive habit.

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@KrissBergTweets As an attorney that spends 30%-50% of his time responding to such inquiries, I like this move. Its signaling don’t bother me with such trivial inquiries. Pay that man.

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@BradFaxon @TheMasters Whoa! I want tickets to that room.

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@LouStagner I move that we adopt this as cannon.

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@RBPundit Cant sleep on a top 5 offense.

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I stayed up for that one. #wreckem

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@SchefflerLegion Lets goooooooooo!!!!

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@JonathanTurley @lawyer4laws Standing here outside of family court with a bunch of feral parents that are living up to this axiom.

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@nocontextmemes Christian capitalist here. This guy is talking my language. Not so much on the environment stuff, but missile-silo-mode sounds freaking awesome. Sign me up for a standing burial.

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@KTXS_News You mean the Gulf of America?

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@MyGolfSpy “Up and down” on the greens you miss is everything. And you will miss at least half the greens.

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@TracesofTexas Well shoot, Brown County may not be the most populous county but its right in the middle of the dang state. We’ve all passed by that Cross Cut sign on our way to Cross Plains to eat lunch at Mexico City Cafe.