Mary McArthur

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

An hour early to class, and I can't even lie and say I'm studying

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

Little disappointed with my Belkin charger I bought a month ago no longer working :( @BelkinCares

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

@BenGarSEEYUH @jgonzo_21 I find it hilarious that when anyone hashtags IMO, it's for the International Maritime Organization. Though I'm sure they're behind josh too

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

@BenGarSEEYUH That IS something I have heard about Benny.

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

@BenGarSEEYUH Come to the PI! Open now until 2:30am!

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

Parenting is basically yelling "don't put that up your nose!" and "don't put that in your mouth!" A bunch til your child graduates college

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

41 miles until my gas tank is empty, and only 30 miles until my destination. #blessed

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

RT if you're tired.

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

Well, I PI'ed, and I died.

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

I wonder what people thought, "I want change! Let's vote in an old white guy!"

[mitch hedberg @mitchhedbot]

Last time I called shotgun, we had rented a limo... so I fucked up.

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

@BenGarSEEYUH It looked comparable to the fake preview they put out years ago that got me all excited!

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

Every time Savannah grabs a fist full of my hair, she gives a firm tug. She then stares me down like she knows I'm her bitch. #coldhearted

[Benjamin Garcia @BenGarSEEYUH]

Abe had it worse https://t.co/g3fWp6t8Ol

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

I'm torn between risking it with "show my password," and constantly retyping the whole thing when I type one mystery character wrong.

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

I'm looking forward to hearing Cubs fans brag about the win, instead of the losing streak, for once.

[Eliot Shorr-Parks @EliotShorrParks]

Wentz, Matthews. #Eagles

[Mary McArthur @memcar88]

SPROLES IS UNSTOPPABLE 😱😱😍#Eagles 😍 #sproles #FlyEaglesFly #Inlove #inittowinit

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Sproles keeps the feet moving and picks up the first down.

#FlyEaglesFly