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PSA these urinals are the worst!! they just spray your piss right back at you!! i don’t recommend!!

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@matthewisscott our root beer float is insulted

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@matthewisscott not jk

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@matthewisscott @disneyplus pop it lock it polka dot it country fie it hip hop it put your hawk in the sky put it side to side jump to the left stick it glide

[jared 360: the authentic gentleman @jardsmard]

girl side of shower vs boy side of shower

[Diego-my-eggo 🧇 @diggabones]

@gabby_fuaaa fixed it

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Republicans like to make fun of the fact that I used to be a waitress, but we all know if they ever had to do a double they’d be the ones found crying in the walk-in fridge halfway through their first shift bc someone yelled at them for bringing seltzer when they wanted sparkling

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@matthewisscott

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@matthewisscott No we are

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Verde Pacheco @jdtitan]

The only way Trump gets to 270 now is if he loses 50 lbs

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

1 day. Let’s win this thing.

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is it just me or are Dale’s ears TINY?? #TheBachelorette

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@matthewisscott happy 1 day anniversary 🥰🥰🥰

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This is as powerful an argument as I’ve heard about the stakes of this election. Watch it. Share it. And get everyone you know to vote for @JoeBiden. https://t.co/XdZz4dh82T

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Roe v. Wade must remain the law of the land.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I’m running as a Democrat, but I will be an American president. Whether you voted for me or against me, I will represent you.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

There’s no other way to put it: the President of the United States refused to disavow white supremacists on the debate stage last night.