Mimi 🍌

the turds are all local

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

two households both alike in dignity

[trash jones @jzux]

no thoughts but head not empty either. worms in there

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

I’m only dating johns this summer hot john summer

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

I talk about this to myself all the time

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

I’m trademarking®️ “Pavlov dogging” when used as a verb

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

brb wallowing (the bad kind)

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

brb romanticizing bad behavior

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

“I’ll feed into your narcissism” - Kate Stern 1/2/23

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

Steal from the rich (my parents) and give to the poor (me)

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

If one more person today asks me what frito pie is I’m gonna lose it

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

Spotify wrapped is the one day of the year I will slide into boys dms and make them remember I exist

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

Cute date idea: we smoke weed and listen to our Spotify wrapped together

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

I don’t dilly dally, I only oopsie daisy

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

I love when people have no shame and text back immediately but couldn’t be me

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

My type is boys who don’t text back because they’re reading a really good book 📚🪱

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

Knock knock
Who’s there
Smell mop

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

I’m the ultimate third wheel- not even sad about it

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

Outing myself as the TMI friend

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

He said he has a birthday cake scented bowling ball

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

Crazy how the narcissist is experiencing compassion burnout

[Mimi 🍌 @meme_the_bean]

*judgmentally* she likes bald guys