matthew emeott

[matthew emeott @memeott]

@stash (2/2) called back & CS was closed. Emailed CS & was told “translation was cancelled, redeposit the check.Just did & new avail date is friday. so 10 days to get a check deposited, unless it’s cancelled again & the only way to know is to look into it myself. @BankStride

[matthew emeott @memeott]

@Stash your new banking partner is useless. Deposited check on Tuesday, said it would be avail. on Sat, contacted customer, asked for a call back, got callback 3hrs later/5mins before CS closed and the message i got said “we are having problems with your call, try again” (1/2)

[matthew emeott @memeott]

@LadeKristi @WhiteHouse Weekend retreats are what people do “to better themselves”. Asking 17 year old high school students to sign away their finical futures so they can go to college, earn a degree & get a job that won’t cover the cost of those loans isn’t exactly an act of selfishness.

[matthew emeott @memeott]

@tedcruz while you are praying, go ahead and ask for forgiveness for doing nothing when you could, in fact, do something.

[matthew emeott @memeott]

@tedcruz Speaking of photo-ops: remember that time Trump had tear gas fired at peacefully protesting US citizens just so he could have his photo taken in front of a church he doesn’t go to?

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@Lancegooden Luckily, His Lord and Savior Donald Trump solved the border crisis during his four years in office, so there has been no need for Harris to do it in the one year since.

[matthew emeott @memeott]

and to think, all these years we thought Vista was the biggest piece of shit Microsoft created. #billgatesdivorce #Microsoft #billionsofdollarslaterandstillawkwardaroundwomen

[matthew emeott @memeott]

@flosports what’s up with me paying $150 a year to stream races live only for you to have random ads run in the middle of it. Do that shit in a free service, not one i have to pay for. #idonteveneatwings

[matthew emeott @memeott]

Everything looks good! thanks @comcast @Xfinity

[matthew emeott @memeott]

#biden2020

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@DonaldJTrumpJr I thought you were all for companies being able to decide who they serve and don’t serve.

[matthew emeott @memeott]

If after a mass shooting you claimed you “need an assault rifle to fend off tyranny” but ur sitting on the couch a week after Trump ordered the tear gassing & rubber bulleting of a peaceful protest, you need to change your response to “i’m an insecure & paranoid hypocrite”. #NJNP

[matthew emeott @memeott]

Quid Pro Quo is so ingrained in the President and his people it’s literally on one of his re-election websites:
#nowsthetimetoreturnthefavor #trump #potus

[matthew emeott @memeott]

@LeTour @TeamINEOS @GeraintThomas86 @kwiato more importantly: how are the wheels?

[matthew emeott @memeott]

Kim Jong Un to his press secretary: "Don't you just hate it when Siri changes #fucktard into #dotard & you hit POST before you notice it?"

[matthew emeott @memeott]

@DMichael29 you'd look great in anything.

[matthew emeott @memeott]

congrats @cnn for scoring Andrew Jackson for your debate panel. #debate #CNN

[matthew emeott @memeott]

@DMichael29 it's not public, it's Twitter...wait, oh.

[matthew emeott @memeott]

@DMichael29 you said I hadn't tweeted that I loved you. well, i love you.

[matthew emeott @memeott]

funniest thing ive heard in a long time...RT @nyvelocity: Richie Porte takes a bite, chews food, spits it in Froome's mouth.