Izhar Mirza

MBBS,MD🥼

[Izhar Mirza @memer_g]

Usne kaha tha, aayengi wo
Chand aagya hai aasman pe kya?

[Izhar Mirza @memer_g]

The thought of how she would have pronounced this word because it has 'sh' in it fills me with nostalgia.

[Dr.Dhruv Chauhan @DrDhruvchauhan]

NEET UG exam will likely use Indian Army and Airforce for logistics and security as per reports.

I saw people celebrating this move but let us understand that It's reflection of how badly Exam conducting agencies , authorities and govt have failed .

Indian army and airforce exist for national security, border protection and defence. The fact that they now have to handle exam papers shows how police and other agencies have failed to control paper leak gangs .

Is this the “Digital India” movement we are proud of when we fail to arrange computers and software to conduct an exam in online secure mode ?

If it requires military for simply conducting an exam then all your examples of “Good Governance” and administration has failed badly and needs critical introspection of your govt and you need to boldly accept it with apology to the public !

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Ashok Shrivastav shouldn't be allowed to get away with an apology. He should be fired from his job.

Put yourself in Vedant's place.

You studied hard for your exam. You wrote your paper well. But CBSE goofed up with your paper and gave you low marks.

You are under tremendous stress. You take to social media to highlight the issue. But a DD News anchor labels you ‘Pakistani.’

And that anchor is paid with your father's tax money.

Now, imagine the trauma.

[Abhijeet Dipke @abhijeet_dipke]

My Instagram account has been hacked.

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

I hear Cockroach Janata Party accounts are being blocked. Small warning: cockroaches have outlived empires, pandemics and probably a few IT cells too. Block one, ten more emerge from the dark corners. MIND IT! 😃

[Subramanian Swamy @Swamy39]

The real reason Modi wasted India’s income for visiting Italy is deeply disturbing for our national interest.

[Supriya Shrinate @SupriyaShrinate]

I understand at the age of 75, Prime Minister Modi feels fatherly love towards most 49 year olds - including Italian Prime Minister Meloni.

So he carried toffees for her.

But this isn’t appropriate gift from a head of state.

It’s Cringe Pro Max!

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

आर्थिक तूफ़ान सर पर है, और हमारे प्रधानमंत्री इटली में टॉफ़ी बाँट रहे हैं!

किसान, युवा, महिलाएँ, मज़दूर और छोटे व्यापारी सब रो रहे हैं - PM हंसकर रील बना रहे हैं, और BJP वाले ताली बजा रहे हैं।

यह नेतृत्व नहीं, नौटंकी है।

[Maheshwer Peri @maheshperi]

Is anything wrong with SIKAR? We analysed the 2024 data when credible reports emerged about paper leak in Sikar. This is what we found:

In 2024, to get into a government medical college, you needed a score of about 650. In Sikar, the percentage of students who scored 650+ was 7.48% as compared to a national average of 1.29%. That is 580% higher. In fact, Sikar claimed 7 % of the total medical seats in India.

Assuming that coaching is having an impact on the success rates, we compared Sikar with another coaching hub - Kota and found Sikar results to be twice as good. With identical student volumes at about 27,000 students each, Sikar produced nearly TWICE the number of 650+ scorers (2,037 vs 1,066) at almost double the percentage (7.48% vs 3.93%).

So, @careers360 went deeper into the center level success rates. We found some centers in Sikar dramatically outperforming others.

One center - Tagore P.G. College, had a success rate of 12.36% (10X of national average). 44 of the 356 students at this center got 650+ and 74 scored 600+ scores. Very unusual concentration in a single center.

Another center - Yash Public Sr. Sec. School had a 10.36% success of 650+ scorers. Unusual.

Some centers in Sikar were as good as others. For example: Bhartiya Public School had 962 students appear and only 27 crossed 650 marks - a mere 2.81%. Similarly, B.S. Memorial P.G. College had a success rate of 3.12%.

We have data. Sikar is outperforming and is an outlier. And some centers within Sikar are influencing this result. The correct thing to do is to examine and investigate the outlier results and come clean.

Hope this helps the investigators.
@NTA_Exams @EduMinOfIndia @PMOIndia @CBIHeadquarters

[Izhar Mirza @memer_g]

PM said “Don’t buy gold.”
So I’m following the nation’s advice seriously…
Now my money is invested in things with even faster depreciation — food delivery, petrol, and online shopping.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

I have written to the Prime Minister recording my dissent from the CBI Director selection process.

I cannot abdicate my constitutional duty by participating in a biased exercise.

The Leader of Opposition is not a rubber stamp.

[Izhar Mirza @memer_g]

I look at you and suddenly I understand poets, the mad ones the ones who lose their minds over a pair of eyes.

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

Notice how quickly all that bullshit about liberating Iranians disappeared, and now it's all about bombing them back to the Stone Age, destroying their bridges and universities, poisoning their air and water, and stealing their oil.

[Izhar Mirza @memer_g]

Maut ka karan
@googlephotos ke 'Revisit the moment' aur @Snapchat ke 'Random Day'

[Izhar Mirza @memer_g]

Hard to believe this is the same mind that once made missiles- now I need a calculator for adrenaline dosing.

[Delhi Police @DelhiPolice]

Delhi Police has put in place comprehensive security arrangements to ensure that Eid is celebrated in a safe, peaceful and harmonious environment across the city.

Citizens are urged to act responsibly and refrain from sharing rumours, unverified content, or misleading information on social media.

Delhi Police enforces a strict zero-tolerance policy against any attempt to disturb public peace and communal harmony. Wherever such instances are found, firm legal action will be taken against violators and misinformation mongers.

Let us celebrate responsibly and contribute to maintaining peace and unity.

#DPUpdates #EidCelebration #PublicAdvisory
#StayAlertStaySafe #ThinkBeforeYouShare

[Izhar Mirza @memer_g]

I’ll post a picture with my fine shyt using the song “Sohne Lagde” and then retire.

[Izhar Mirza @memer_g]

Bahut Mehnge khwab hai
Koi shaam shahganj ki Galiyon me uske saath fal kharidta hue beet jaye
Aise khwab hain

[Izhar Mirza @memer_g]

I love the way she thinks.

[Izhar Mirza @memer_g]

آگ کو کھیل پتنگوں نے سمجھ رکھا ہے
سب کو انجام کا ڈر ہو ضروری تو نہیں