आयुष शर्मा 🩵

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[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Dear girls, you are daughter of one respected man and future wife to another, don't let young boys fool
you for their temporary lust.

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

@Airtel_Presence All dues paid and disconnection request marked as completed, yet my connection is still active and bills keep coming. No response from customer care. Filing a consumer complaint now.

#Airtel

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

@Airtel_Presence I requested disconnection of my Airtel Wi-Fi, completed verification, and paid all dues. The request shows “Completed” but the connection is still active and I’m still receiving bills. Customer care is not responding. Please resolve this urgently.
#Airtel

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Nothing hurts more than having a bestfriend studying seriously and you can't .....

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Bestfriend tell each other "haan milte
hai milte hai " and never meet

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

I don't need Google,
My bestfriend knows everything !!!

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Best friends flirt with each other like
they're having an affair

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

There are two types of people in the world.
Avoid both !!

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

The fake love on my birthday is one of the funniest thing ever :)

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

I wish you were available on Blinkit so
l could order you when I miss you.

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Mirror selfie are proof that no one can
click your photo better than you

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

At this point, I'm not sure if I'm using
Instagram or Instagram is using me

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Slapping ur bestfriend unnecessarily
can reduce your stress by 90%.

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

I had ordered 2 silicone gel foot support pads from Flipkart, but received a completely wrong product My question is why are such a big e-commerce platforms in India allowing such carelessness, even for orders worth ₹100-200?
@flipkartsupport @Flipkart — please look into this.

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Mard sirf pasandida aurat ko he chocolate deta hai

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

sanyas lelena hi sahi rahega

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Chaar log ???
- Mujhe 40 se farak nahi padta.

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Fun fact: Indian festivals are
incomplete without kalesh.

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Akele hi khush rehne ki badi gandi aadat lag gayi hai

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Kharab student nahi hoon mai,
subjects hi padhne layak nahi hain

[आयुष शर्मा 🩵 @memeraayush]

Pro tip:
To fix sleep schedule raat ko padhne
lag jao neend aa jayegi