MemesOnly

Corp Lawyer seeking post-work clarity

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

Honestly what’s wrong with e-comm delivery partners? They ring you for less than 10 seconds and go MIA when called back. Then reschedule delivery. 3rd straight time with me. @ShiprocketIndia @pikndel this is a recurring issue with y’all and there’s zero accountability.

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

@iamdefnee_ Exfoliate once a week, use a hydrating body wash daily. Use a body lotion when seasons get dry, else a hydrating body wash should do the trick. Glycolic acid (use one day after shave) also works wonders to get rid of tan

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

@stpidbtchwhoIh8 Its my birthday whats this supposed to mean??!!!

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

@Hamzasharif5750 May the force be with you.🙂

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Hey quick question for the adultier lawyers: when will I be not tired?

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

@IndiGo6E better fix your policies. We travel & pay you for convenience. Not to mention the horribly small seats and your rude & uncourteous staff.

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

@IndiGo6E has become increasingly difficult to travel with. Boarded from Pune, to Delhi with a single cabin trolley with a laptop compartment and a handbag. Before boarding personnel stop everyone with trolleys and ask them to check-in because of heavy “congestion” +1

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

I tell them i have my laptop inside and cannot carry it in my handbag, they tell me if i take my trolley inside, I will not find space & my luggage will be on another flight eventually. Why do i pay 5k+ on a ticket to be told I will not have space to store my stuff on the plane?

[Dr. Dominic Ng @DrDominicNg]

i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from:
- getting humiliated
- showing up terrified and doing it anyway
- admitting you might be the problem

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

No it’s cool we extended the year to get the deal done. Closing is on December 46.

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

Cause of death: E-mails sent with high importance.

#Outlook #law #lawyer #corporatelaw #corporatelawyer

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

@sagarcasm @arreyyaarr

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

Cause of death: E-mails sent with high importance on Outlook.

#biglaw #lawyer #corporatelawyer #law #Legal #Outlook

[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

“Why do I have to pay [a lawyer] so much if I already drafted the documents?” Probably because you drafted the documents. Follow me for more FAQs

[Majooo @Mhonarissaa]

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

@deejasays Mario Badescu lip mask

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

@WestsideStores horrible customer service. Order was delivered on Oct 29 and i wanted to return. The app malfunctions all the time and it does NOT EVEN SHOW THE PICTURE OF THE ITEM, forget return. You force customers to go to the store and only exchange.

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

@aintlaugh Wow you can afford a dyson?

[MemesOnly @memes_v19]

Clocked in for 7 hours today- all billable.

Lesson learnt- all hours can & are billable 💪

#MergersAndAcquisitions #CorporateLife #corporatelawyer #lawfirm #lawfirmlife

[tana @bodeinebrazy888]

The light in my eyes