Farzan (Owner Marketing Alpha)

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Why do girls on X treat it like it's their private sex diary.

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@thehamzaqazi Nobody

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Jab mehmanon ke liye Tehzeeb ke biscuit nikaale jayen aur woh takaluf ki wajah se unhein na khaa rahe hon

Bhookay ap:

[Farzan (Owner Marketing Alpha) @memesagaadmin]

Jab mom mehmanon ke liye Tehzeeb ke biscuit nikaale jayen aur woh takaluf ki wajah se unhein na khaa rahe hon

Bhookay ap:

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@ishita_2404 Are you sure she did make up on your face and didn't slap the fu** outta you.

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When your bank finally deducts your credit card bill, and you're unsure if the whole amount was spent by you.

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When you search for free templates, finally find something you like, but after clicking on "Download", the website starts showing you different payment options.

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When you ask the website's support about how you can detach your credit card from their website?

Customer support:

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When you use your friends credit card to buy a recurring service

And, after one year, you see them posting :
Why has my credit card deducted my money when I haven't bought anything.

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Life turned good when I met her.

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Batch ke woh larky Jo apni female friends ke liah birthday py tehzeeb ka cake laty thay.

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Tehzeeb staff stuffing chicken in a small sized pizza like:

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When it's time to pay for Tehzeeb pizza

*le your kanjos friend going to washroom:

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The company asked them to come to work in clothes they used to wear on their MS Teams meetings 😂

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Me ordering coffee from Tehzeeb in this hot weather

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Me picking out the items for my Russian salad in tehzeeb to get the perfect taste.

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When mom stops at Tehzeeb on your way to Nani's house

*le you: tightly grabbing your eidi*

[Farzan (Owner Marketing Alpha) @memesagaadmin]

When mom stops at Tehzeeb on your way to Nani' house

*le you: tightly grabbing your eidi*