King Claudius: WE should kill Hamlet together
Laertes: yeah WE should
King Claudius: yeah so go challenge him to a duel and if that doesn’t work I’ll poison him afterwards … ok
Laertes:
😰😰😰My dad was killed by the loml and I just don’t know what to do with myself, I keep singing songs about my dad and… I literally can not #heisdeadandgone#hisheelsastone
I literally feel so unimportant, like looking at Fortinbras, he’s so cool leading an army and I can’t even decide if I want to kill my uncle/dad or not 😰🥺😐#spurmydullrevenge#mythoughtsbebloody
Not even joking this was how my mom was looking at me as I was trying to give her some relationship advice… I thought it was pretty good advice #gonottomineunclesbed#reechykisses#assumeavirtue
I think I finally caught my fathers killer. My uncle/dad could barely sit through the poisoning scene😂😂😂I’m gonna get him so bad … UHHH 😒😒🤬😩 my mom is calling me gtg !!
#revenge#lightslightslights#poisoninear#falsefire