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F*ck your zodiac sign, what's your favorite Shark?

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Usually puns make me feel numb
But Math puns make me feel number.

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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark.

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Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na.
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBro.

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Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium?
Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL.

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Do you know what really makes me smile?
Facial muscles.

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Why can't you trust atoms?
Cause they make up everything.

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What did the stamen say to the stigma?
I like your style.

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What should you do when nobody laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.

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One tectonic plate bumped into another and said
"Sorry, my fault."

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Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have H2O".
The second one says, "I'll have H2O too".
The second one dies.

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What do you call friends who love math? Algebros

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

You'd be inexcusably egocentric to suggest that Earth was the only place in the observable Universe with life -- among the hundred-billion galaxies, each containing a hundred-billion stars orbited by a hundred-billion planets.

Yet how terrifyingly lonely it would be, if true.

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What do you call a periodic table with gold missing?
"Au revoir"

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𝗠ental
𝗔buse
𝗧o
𝗛umans

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What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.

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Cute names to call your lab partner:
1. babe
2. honey
3. sugar
4. sucrose
5. 5.8 g NaCl
6. 1 M NaOH

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Biology - The only science where multiplication and division mean the same thing.

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