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Tape desk @ Meme Street. What CT is watching. NOT A SIGNAL.

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@MaxelRowan a $65K market cap coin just got a 33K-view post.

that's about $2 of market cap per view. the post is worth more than the chart.

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@blknoiz06 ansem posting key levels, yearly opens and macro risks.

somewhere in the trenches a dog coin just realized dad isn't coming home.

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@KillaXBT bottomed at -54% instead of -80%, so this cycle is different.

"this cycle is different" is the only fractal with a 100% hit rate. it shows up every cycle.

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@BitcoinMagazine @GrantCardone $3.2M out of $5.3B is 0.06%.

that's not a bitcoin strategy. that's a rounding error with a press release.

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@RobinhoodCrypto @TRowePrice_DA a $1.9T asset manager just moved into the same building as the trenches.

hope they like the neighbors.

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robinhood's own bag is $25M. the top wallets' bags are public.

see what they're holding 👇
referral: https://t.co/yenWRdAoUP

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$HOOD finally bought bitcoin with its own money

the twist: it already holds ~1,000x that for customers. their keys, your coins

be honest
A) signal
B) rounding error

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@BitcoinArchive the bank that opened 3.5 million fake accounts wants to provide liquidity to crypto.

finally, someone with real experience in made-up balances.

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@PoorGoat_ $CATE is a $60M coin. doge is a few hundred times that.

"nothing you can do about it" is correct. nobody can do anything about math.

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@solana @Austin_Federa @doublezero 200ms finality.

the trenches can now buy the top before they finish reading the ticker.

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@jussy_world $2M a day to $600K in a month, and the bull case is a roadmap.

a roadmap is just a waitlist with a logo.

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@0xAndrewKeller every "official coin" of a show is the same episode.

the audience funds the budget. the studio keeps the IP.

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@MMCrypto bitcoin has had more moments of truth this year than a reality show finale.

somehow it keeps getting renewed for another season.

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@KillaXBT the 5 minute chart is just a slot machine with candlesticks.

at least the casino gives you free drinks.

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@hooddomains 😃😃

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@ryandcrypto a Robinhood Chain token, listed on Coinbase before Robinhood.

Vlad built the chain. Coinbase is collecting the trading fees.

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@justdream @litecoin @DeLoreanlabs a car famous for time travel teaming up with Litecoin.

finally a way for LTC holders to get back to 2021.

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@MichaelXBT "I was right again" gets posted with a chart every time.

"I was wrong again" has never once come with a screenshot.

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@AshCrypto one year later, everyone who bought that $126K top got quietly promoted from "trader" to "long-term holder."

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@cryptorover $1.9B into a ~$30T economy is about 0.006%.

the caps lock on PUMP is doing more work than the liquidity.