Memezi Nyoni

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@tabanimcgucci

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@FinLitBae 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Caption : "Country Style"

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@thandiswamazwai Sincere condolences on the loss of uMalume. Hugs and kisses

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@Drew_code0 Gemini

[Victor Baatweng 🇧🇼☕️ @VictorBaatweng]

Botswana’s smooth democratic image nearly cracked in the 1990s. Behind the scenes, the then ruling BDP was locked in a brutal succession war that would eventually produce President Festus Mogae.

It started with a land scandal.

In 1991, allegations of irregular land allocations in Mogoditshane triggered a commission of inquiry appointed by President Ketumile Masire.

The findings rocked the political establishment.

[Memezi Nyoni @memezi]

@nahidulislam404 Skills

[Boo @333too3]

I always preferred the English spelling of "diarrhea" which is
"diarrhoea" because it really looks like you've lost control of your vowels.

[Memezi Nyoni @memezi]

@RediTlhabi Masterclass in Diplomatic language with a smattering of wit and sarcasm. You really need to be awake to catch the nuance. Most of the MAGA crowd were giving standing ovation not realised some of what the King said was a dig at them 😂

[Memezi Nyoni @memezi]

@SajeniMapuranga "ZANU PF is a political wing of a Military Movement " angazi ngubani...

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@Taryl_Ogle IN

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@Kupangende One of my all time favourites. Unskipable, I listen to the whole thing

[James Hall @hallaboutafrica]

Size matters. Congrats Togo at UN and others seeking to reform the way the world sees Africa on current maps as small and insignificant, the size of Greenland or US including Alaska. This perception has profound psychological impact abetting the dismissal of Africa as unimportant

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

The 2000s were the opposite of brain rot. We were coding our MySpace profiles, jailbreaking iPhones, and pirating music on limewire for our mp3s.

[Memezi Nyoni @memezi]

@VascoDaGappah Can't wait for the book. That foundational story refuses to let us go from its tight grip, stories from all angles always welcome

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I used Nero to burn CDs as a kid and only later got the joke: Nero burned Rome, and "Burning ROM" is such a perfect reference.

[Eddy Quan @waronweakness]

Writing gurus : "Write short sentences and don't use big words"

Charles Dickens in the first sentence of Oliver Twist:

"Among other public buildings in a certain town, which for many reasons it will be prudent to refrain from mentioning, and to which I will assign no fictitious name, there is one anciently common to most towns, great or small: to wit, a workhouse; and in this workhouse was born - on a day and date which I need not trouble myself to repeat, inasmuch as it can be of no possible consequence to the reader, in this stage of the business at all events - the item of mortality whose name is prefixed to the head of this chapter.

[Idrees Ali @idreesali114]

The latest Economist cover says it all.

[Memezi Nyoni @memezi]

@KuraChihota 🤣

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@KuraChihota @fridaydrinks_ You need to wash down a Tiger with that, ON the Zambezi

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@MightiJamie Facts