Memi 🤎

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[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

No te metes con mi vicio

[fleeopatra @fleeoo]

When I’m joking everybody thinks I’m deadass and when I’m deadass everybody thinks I’m joking

[Lunah @lunahwilddxo]

getting your coochie ate but they’re doing it as if they’re making out with it>>>>>>

[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

All these old ladies like twerking in public

[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

My gf doesn’t hold my hand enough… like please claim me but also I get lost easily so HELP ME

[alia @__3aliaa7]

twitter after sex

[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[yapper @nonsenseig]

The summer i turned insane

[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

Why is my masc wearing cologne to sleep? Is she trying to impress bitches in her dreams? Lmk chat… lmfk

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

explain it to me like we're about to kiss

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

Hate a grown person who chews with their mouth open. Grow up fr

[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

Is “World domination: for dummies” too hot of a topic to bring up in safari?

[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

How dare I be competent at work 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

Chauffeuring is crazy work

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

anytime I’m near water I feel like myself

[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

Ok so just leave me

[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

How many strikes is too many strikes? Asking for my neighbor

[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

My heart hurts cause I can’t have what I want

[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

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[Memi 🤎 @memikillz]

@bbyphatnani I’ll send you the link once I’m done🫰🏼 and I’ll sign you up for a kick boxing class asap