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“You’ve been sentenced to have dinner with no reels.”

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It's a simple spell. But effective.

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Netflix employees checking what movies are currently trending so they could make sure that they don’t have it

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wtf is wrong with her ??

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new wireless charging looking good

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women: “he must be 6ft tall and have a good job”

men when they see the cashier at McDonalds:

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why did she act surprised that she hit a car??

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Mobile game ads be like

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dude sliced everything but the watermelon😂

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Bro has a degree in quantum rizzics

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Nobody:
The playstation party at 3am:

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that’s one hell of a plot twist 💀

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that’s what you’re worth 5 bucks💀

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me acting mysterious in public for the imaginary camera that always follows me

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what people think i listen to: normal music
what i actually listen to:

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rizz gone horribly wrong💀

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we right near the equator bro💀

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“where is he when i need help moving”😭

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he might be small, but atleast he getting that action😤😤

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Homie getting ready for art school💀