The Disappeared

Christ is King

[Vision @VisionSurge]

Whatever you're expecting, it gets better 😂

[The Disappeared @memoryhol3d]

@luislorenzor This happens to me, the guy who put his foot on my face is getting knee barred until the tape comes off. Might get in a couple of groin stomps for good measure, while holding that knee bar.

[0️⃣BlackBetty ⚓️ @BabyD1111229]

**FREE TO A GOOD HOME: KEVIN**

(I knew ya’ll need a 🤣🤣🤣)

Affectionately named after the screaming bird in the Disney Movie "UP". Now accepting applications for the privilege of removing him from our property.

Are you tired of sleeping past 4:00 a.m.? Do you worry that your neighbors might secretly like you? Are the small children in your life becoming a little too comfortable outdoors?

Kevin can help. 🤭

This premium Tractor Supply Special was sold as a “100% sexed female,” making him both a rooster and an excellent introduction to consumer fraud.

Kevin comes fully equipped with:

**A commercial-grade alarm system**
Activates around 4:00 a.m. and repeats every 2.5 minutes. No batteries, electricity, sunrise, emergency, or identifiable reason required. Cannot be disabled.

**Advanced property-security technology**
Deters mail carriers, visitors, toddlers, and any remaining goodwill between you and your neighbors.

**Selective predator response**
When a hawk attacked our flock, Kevin immediately took control of the situation by shoving past the hens and saving the chicken he values most: himself. 😝 The rest of the flock gained valuable independence and problem-solving experience.

**A youth enrichment program**
Kevin recently began chasing small children, helping them improve speed, agility, situational awareness, and respect for poultry. 😝 He is especially courageous when his opponent is under four feet tall and holding a juice box. 😝

**Executive-level leadership**
Kevin contributes no eggs, provides no protection, accepts no feedback, and spends most of the day loudly announcing accomplishments nobody witnessed. 😝
He is ready for upper management.

**Outstanding curb appeal**
He is, unfortunately, very handsome. This has allowed him to avoid consequences for much longer than his personality warrants.

Kevin would be perfect for an experienced rooster owner with plenty of land, no small children, distant neighbors, strong fencing, excellent health insurance, and a deep personal dislike of silence.

His rehoming fee is **$0**, reflecting both his market value and our level of desperation. 🤣🤣

We will include his complete service history, which is just a blank sheet of paper with “SCREAMING” written across it.

Please share. Somewhere out there is a person whose mornings are peaceful, whose children are fearless, and whose neighbors still wave to them.

Kevin is ready to fix all three.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bam. Lamb 🤭
🎩unknown

[The Disappeared @memoryhol3d]

@Nichola24370291 @noahsarkscans Reply guy getting rekt here.

[The Disappeared @memoryhol3d]

@OldRowOutdoors Bunch of sissies in the replies.

Goode got rekt!

[Andrew Torba @BasedTorba]

Built this beautiful recipe card feature in @Gab__AI for my wife and my efforts have paid massive dividends let me tell you.

[The Disappeared @memoryhol3d]

@WallStreetApes No one has done anything wrong, one group believes their brand recognition makes it worth paying more for the customer, and the customer gets what they paid for. This is free market capitalism. DYOR, get the lowest price.

[The Black Powder Podcast @BlackPowderPod]

Man….

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

OMG!! One of the best ones yet.
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[The Disappeared @memoryhol3d]

@LegendaryEnergy It sounds like he has worked hard to get any hint of an Indian accent out of his speech.

[The Disappeared @memoryhol3d]

@WoodbridgeGOP I don’t know about the speech part, but Roe v. Wade is the answer to the second part.

[Kenny Webster @KennethRWebster]

Normalize shaming commies

[The Disappeared @memoryhol3d]

@Cernovich You can’t write a Festivus letter if the problem is solved.

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Why didn't Rand Paul or Thomas Massie ever think to do this, in their many decades of combined time in office?

[MISS K @MISSKENSINGTON]

Feminists are like Schrödinger’s cat.

[The Disappeared @memoryhol3d]

@Ryan_Parkerrr Your terms are acceptable.

[The Disappeared @memoryhol3d]

@Brick_Suit “Their”? What gender was the officer?