the anonymous batman of bullshit

exhausted and exasperated

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

For the first time ever, Patrick Mahomes takes the field for the Chiefs tonight with the Royals still in contention.

What a time to be alive.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

OH MY GOD 1/4 OF AN INCH YOU LOSE THE GAME BY 1/4 OF AN INCH

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

every non-mahomes fan basically every sunday from september to february

[On Her Turf @OnHerTurf]

ALYSSA. NAEHER. You are incredible. 🧤💯 #ParisOlympics

[the anonymous batman of bullshit @memoytortas]

genuinely unbelievable tbh

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

38-year-old Marta will retire without ever having won a major international tournament with Brazil 💔

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

Alyssa NaeHER 🇺🇸

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

what a gold medal looks like

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

fucking clutch

shoutout the USWNT

🥇

the class of the planet

[Team USA @TeamUSA]

GOLDEN AGAIN 🥇

The @USWNT wins Olympic gold!

#ParisOlympics

[On Her Turf @OnHerTurf]

GOOOOOOOOALLLL-D for U.S. women's soccer team for the first time since 2012. #ParisOlympics

[U.S. Women's National Soccer Team @USWNT]

YOUR #PARIS2024 GOLD MEDALISTS 🇺🇸🥇

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

Golden Girls!!! ⚽️🇺🇸🥇

[Hakuna🦋 @HakunaTheFckNot]

Not MyKayla Skinner turning on the white woman tears and trying to paint Simone Biles as the bully. Absolutely typical. Girl, it’s not even the “lazy” comment people are calling you out on anymore. It’s YEARS of bullying other gymnasts.

[🪩 eME!rald ☁️ @hushmirrorball]

I feel like us U.S swifties should mass organize and help campaign for Kamala Harris and spread how horrendous project 2025 would be to help get people's butts down to the polls in November 😭 like if we don't want democracy to end we really need to move and push blue votes

[Alison Herman @aherman2006]

kamala if you're reading this do NOT acknowledge the coconut memes. I repeat: do NOT acknowledge the coconut memes. the children will turn on you

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

Kamala’s VP options:

[Dr. Monica Cox @DrMonicaCox]

The U.S. is about to see how much this country hates Black women.

Buckle up.

[Jack Herrera @jherrerx]

Telenovela ass month in American politics

[Sarah @heyaimsarah]

honestly congratulations to Maya Rudolph